Chainese! :)

Look Ma, I'm driving!

2011-06-30T18:53:00.003+08:00

HEY HEY HEY.

If anyone of you know where to get gorrrr-jus pink wheels, do let me know. Daddy says (calling Papa Chai, Daddy makes me sound like a spoilt brat- which is the whole point) he'll even get pink wheels for me if they actually have one. *annoying manja smug* Which of course, they don't (boohoo), which is probably why he says he will get one for me HAHAHA. Smart daddy.

Oh and hey, I finally figured out why everyone doesn't blog anymore.. THANKS TO TWITTER, THAT'S WHO.

Easy.

Fast.

Foreverupdatesyou about other people.

In other words, easiest way to stalk the lives of others ;)

But beware, your whole life would be exposed and your followers would know where you went yesterday, have an idea of who you admire, how you feel towards your admired:

examples:

"I treated you so well and this is how you repay me?"

"I thought you and I were forever.. What happened??"

"All I'm asking for is to listen to your voice, just one last time..."

"SCREW YOU, I HAD ENOUGH. #fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Sigh, I wish I could turn back time....."

And also we'll know at what time you pang sai yesterday, you were constipated for _ days, your dog has 10 nipples, etc etc.

See, twitter is dangerous. In your sweet innocent mind, you might think people wouldn't care less of what you're about to write- but the truth is that 'harmless' <140 characters sentence may change a person's perspective of you.

But I won't lie, it's fun :) You can like just leave your twitter tab on for a whole freaking day.

LIKE I DON'T KNOW OKAY. DON'T ASK ME WHY.

Kay bye guys. Twitter says I have 23 new unread messages.

(23) Twitter / Home

So anyway here's something cool I bet some of you don't know! Did you know that the "t" for twitter is an upside down "f" for Facebook?

*feels the enlightened atmospheres*

Well, thank tumblr and it's genius fun facts.

Post-it note:

You know we've grown up not once you get your driver's license, but when I get mine.

Wakey Wakey

2011-03-19T01:46:00.007+08:00

This post is dedicated to myself whaturf. Self-reminder/motivation.

Hey guys! I'm baaaack.

I pity my blog, it's ~~collecting~~ collected dust. So here I am :)

I feel like a complete fool reading back my previous entries HAHA. HOW YOU GUYS TAHAN ME?! Even I beh tahan. *tepuk respect*

The recent earthquake which hit Japan made me realise something. We shouldn't take life so seriously, we only live once.

We always hear the same line, over and over again. But we don't practice it. It's just there to exist as a noble line only for noble people who's just trying to sound cool. I mean noble.

But really guys, I mean. Cliche is cliche for a reason, as much as we hate it- because it's true.

Now now, I'm not telling you to start burning your textbooks -however um useful it is- and smoke and get drunk and go clubbing. Hell, if that's yr definition of living, you're better off burying your face back into your textbooks and absorb some knowledge in you instead, or don't, whatever.

As long as you're not doing something that you can do all the time when you finally reach that age. Why do you want to lose your innocence so soon anyway? You can spend time being an old grandma or an adult for the rest of your life. You're only a kid once for like how many years? and you're robbing your own childhood to grow up.

No offence.

^ Hah.

What I'm trying to say is.. We are the monsters of the world (you know you like my metaphor). We should learn to appreciate our surroundings. My uncle always tell me,

"Don't be scared of the spider. It's more afraid of you than you are of it."

Love your parents, your annoying brother(s), sister(s), dog(s), cat(s), best friends, friends, heck strangers.

Be kind to them. Speak only kind words. Let them win an argument, you don't always have to be right. Smile at the cashier guy. Laugh at every lame joke. Wave back at the security guard.

Feeling bored? Of your appearance? Heck, chop of your bangs.

Change is good.

If it turns out to be nice, then bravo you'll feel better about yourself.

If it turns out to be bad, then whatheheck, kudos for being brave! You're still young, you can afford to have a badhair period.

Whatever it turns out to be, change shows that you're brave enough to let go off the past and to continue moving forward.

We are dramaqueens. We make little things in life appear to be so big as though it brought a huge impact on us, when really it's just a tiny useless detail in your life that you might not even remember when you're older. So what if your bangs look ugly?

"Oh it's ruining my lifeeeeeeeee"

"My life is ruinedddddddddd"

"I look fuglyyyyyy"

SUCK IT UP SISTA. I don't know if you're hiperbola-ing or you really think your life is ruined whaturf fyl.

We must learn to laugh at these sort of things and don't let it bring us down.

Can you imagine the kids in Africa? Struggling to survive. They want to live. And here you are, talking about death so nonchalantly because your momma bought the wrong cereal whaturf.

Every time I want to do something, I think about the consequences.

Maybe I should stop thinking too much and take life less seriously hmm.

But sometimes, when I really wanna do something but I'm too chicken, I think "This would be a great story to tell my kids next time" and then I'll do it. Just hope that I still can remember lah, considering my gold fish memory. That's why you should take gingko biloba kiddos whaturf.

Okay sorry, irrelevant.

But that was last time. Sigh I miss old me. Now, when something bad happens to me I'll be like "OH MY LIFE IS SCREWED" and then my sister would tell me "haha don't worry I was like that too. chill lah relax it's no big deal, you'll understand when you're older"

*light bulb*

And that's when I really thought, all the unlucky stuffs happening to me is part of life and it's no big deal. In the end, you only remember the happy points of your life.

And when you keep reminiscing and sighing about the past, I have three words for you woman. KEEP MOVING FORWARD. #threewordstoliveby

POINT IS,

BE HAPPY.

STOP MOPING.

DON'T SUCCUMB TO PEER PRESSURE.

KEEP MOVING FORWARD.

Rant, over.

3 months later

2010-09-28T14:29:00.010+08:00

Oh not bad not bad.

It feels like I haven't blogged in a year, hmm. Shows how dedicated I am to my blog whaturf *sayangs blog*

Yay I'm updating my blog! *glee* I iz happehh. (HAHA so funny try saying it out loud "happeh"... "happeh".. I'm so funny.)

aiisChainese Fun Fact

As I type things, I tend to imagine myself saying it out loud.

Therefore aiis born. (I is)

Yes I'm weird.

But that is why you're here...because you love me my strangeness, oh yes you do. *nods head, smirking*

As I'm typing this nonsense, I'm waiting for my photos to be uploaded on facebook! 173 photos to be exact fml. (SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU MICHELLE, ~~hah i kid~~)

I am like so freaking bored and lifeless right nao. Another reason why I'm here. I like blabbing on my blog, that's the whole freaking point of my blog in the first place. :)

Another reason is for me to look back at when I'm older and laugh at everything! Yaaays :) but mostly at myself lah whaturf.

OKAY PICTURES ARE UP!

LET'S BEEEEGINNN.

I followed Lynn's car to Michelle's bday party last Saturday! We were on our way to Bangsar Shopping Centre woohoo.

Failing miserably at trying to pose like a model. ;_______;

Chai Sisters. Korkor wasn't here cause he was busyy.

Birthday girl with those er thingies.

and then there's me with those thingies.

Eh whatthecrap man I'm getting pissed off by blogspot. WHY CAN'T I COPY AND PASTE THE PICTURES FROM FACEBOOK IN PEACE?! now everything is so ma fan and retarded. jeeez.

boys nowadays and technology. *hopes they won't see this*

And they went rollerblading.

And all of us (us = the kids and i HAHAHHAHAHAHHA) were freaking angry lah cause those ang moh kids ah.. they were so freaking rude to us! (no offence angmohlangs)

We were rollerblading so peacefully like cute innocent little girls (huhu), until..

*BAAAYUMN.*

(does the That's So Raven tone. Omgosh I loved that show! AH GOOD TIMESSS. anyway.)

(hahaha look behind michelle)

this little tiny kid was roller blading so freaking fast, pushing everyone in sight EVEN GIRLS. OH THAT LITTLE BOY'S NERVE ! SKDJFLSDKFJSDF. *imagines feeding him broccoli* huhuhu >:)

They think their so big but I'm bigger whaturf.

We cut Michelle's cake before playing some more.

Hah. me. playing :D

And while those kids munch of their nuggets, Lynn and I camwhored. Woohoo.

I dunno what kind of face she was giving but.. loving that stache lynn :)

For some odd reason, I liked that expression she was giving.

It looked very... attractive whaturf HAHAHHAHAHA. At that time.

Yaaayyy, photo session with Uncle Didi! :)))

Him trying to make his own version of the 'wash your hands' commercial on TV.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

HAHAHA (Y) He was actually saying "WASH YOUR HANDS! before you eat or drink" while taking these photos, for about 3 times :P

Hand sanitizers. (Y)

funneh.

Ohai, diz mee.

Okay so after that Mama Chai wanted to go home, and she's following Lynn's car, but Lynn didn't wanna go home so soon.

So instead, Lynn accompanied Mama Chai to the car.

Before she left, she said

"Okay I'll teman you lah."

Meaning she'll come back.

10 minutes later

SURPRISE SURPRISE NO SIGN OF YEE LYNN.

There was still about 2 hours more, and I didn't wanna wait in that room stoning, soo...

I BOUGHT SOCKS.

Oh wowwie. You bought socks...

WHICH ALSO MEANS EYEE

AAAMMM

GOOOINGGGGG

IIIINNNNNNNNNNN

TOOOO PLAAAAAAAYYYY.

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Best time of my life whaturf hiperbola max.

Hmph lynn! Nao that you left me, you can't go in and take pictures like this can you! Abandoner ;___________;

While the kids were running and screaming, I stopped them to take a picture of em HAHAHHAHAH. SORRY GIRLS.

Seriously I started taking self-timer pictures of myself like nobody's business in kiddieland HAHAHHA. Oh the fun :)

*paedo* OH LOOKIE A KID KSDFJKSJDAKSD

In case you haven't already realised, almost every picture is me me me. HAHAHAHHAA. Just to make it up for the past few months huhu. (yeah by putting up pictures of myself whaturf)

Okay fine here's a picture of Michelle. *reluctant*

Model pose yo.

Michelle's friend, Clarissa. :)

Lost kids facing in different directions.

Tired of getting knocked down by rude kids.

You know, these girls have the guts to say to their faces "Hey say sorry man!"

But they just stared at them and said "What?! You want to fight?!"

adaskdjsd.

Meet Daphney.

Another attempt at being junior models.

Michelle's awesome jumpshot.

Awesome because it's taken by me HAHAHAHHA. SS max.

Okay done. See. So many photos of not-me. :)

....

OKAY NOW BACK TO ME HAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry I feel damn ss right nao, please forgive me.

I'm glad I bought those socks HAHAHAHA.

Hey barnett and gang, maybe you guys could have like a photo session over there or something.

LOL seriously, just a (dumb) suggestion. :)

HAI. MEET CAROLINE. :)

I swear I wasn't going to take a picture of her.

She ASKED me to take pictures of her! She said hi to me first omg. That cute little girl.

"Hey hey! Take a picture of me! :B"

?? ~~Am I dreaming~~

"Take a picture of me and my skirt please!"

"Okay :D (HAHAHHAHAHA) What's your name?"

"My name is Kasjksjdksd"

"Oh I have a cousin with the same name too, Kahsjahsj"

"NOO! My name is Caroline!"

"OHHH, HI CAROLINE! How old are you? *paedo-ing*"

"I'm four! *sticks out her hand*"

"Oh how nice"

HAHAHAHAHHAHA I DUNNO WHAT ELSE TO SAY OKAY.

"Now take a picture of me! *runs to the rotatable pole*"

"*starts spinning round and round*"

*snap snap snap*

"*runs back to me*"

"Can I see the photos?"

*shows her the photos*

"Oh look at my skirt! It's so swishyy! Again again!"

She wanted me to take more pictures of her.

"Oh I'm sorry! My battery diiiieddd :("

Yes I said my battery 'died'.

And yes it really did.

And so she continued playing and giggling.

SDFKJSKLDFJSKLDJFKLJ SOOOOO CUTE HOW CAN?!

She is just so freaking ADORABLE, GAH!

She offered (hahahah offered :P) me to take pictures of her okay. So I have her permission. :)

And mind you, I wasn't being a paedo that day.

...not saying I am one on everyday other day HAHAHAHA.

This was me CMI-ing before she came and stole my rotatable pole *merajuk* >:(

(CMI = cannot make it)

Here's another photo of Michelle and her girlfriends!

And back to me again HAHAHAHA.

Ok bai.

Shy shy blush

2010-07-19T17:48:00.007+08:00

Octopuses have 3 hearts and 9 brains!

People need to stop poking me! Accident or not. ;____________; *scarred for life whatturf*

From now on, I shall wear an armor to protect my ~~ears, boobies~~ self!

*puts on armour like a Roman soldier*

OH YEAH. I'm ready baybeh. *bangs chest*

Ouch *kisses knuckles*

NOBODY TOUCHES MY BXXBS *shoots around aimlessly* EXCEPT ME.

*poke*

>:O!!

*charges like a wild animal*

TAKE THAT ^&%*(&ASD :@!!! *~~stabs~~ pokes person ~~violently~~ with a ~~super sharp~~ pencil*

Dear Yee Vonne,

2010-07-08T21:42:00.004+08:00

Today I woke up in the morning, ~~feeling like P Diddy grab my glasses i'm out the door i'm gonna hit this city before i leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack whatturf~~ went to school and found out that half of the school ~~and friends BOO~~ are still at home drooling on their pillows dreaming about rainbows and unicorns and all those other stuffs people dream about.

While I, stoned and played with rocks on the damp assembly ground and thought how stupid I was to come to school to listen to some fella ~~spit on the mike~~ give a motivational talk on uhm I forgot whatturf. Something to do with excellence and life and stuffs.

But somehow it turned out to be singing songs about ikan tak timbul, kenapa hujan turun, and a smart snake because it said that it eats frogs so don't blame it for eating its food. -_________-

And after that we didn't do anything but PHYSICS.

DUDE.

ME. AND PHYSICS.

DOING PHYSICS. IN SCHOOL.

(oh yes, even wan teng did physics :D)

And after that we had a group therapy session! I love therapy sessions! *glee* FYI, I'm the one giving out advices! And no, I'm not a lunatic. :) Malcolm said I'm not bad okay! *smugs*

So from now on my dear friends! or uhm few friends who actually read this blog - please ask me any questions! ANYTHING! From boyfriend issues to girlfriend issues, to skin problems (MANUKA HONEY DUDE, USE THE MAGICAL HONEY), to studying (shut up you belians stop snickering), to anything in the world baby! AND YES EVEN BABIES.

Speaking of babies, have you gotten names for yours? I know I have. HAHASJahshahA. No, really. Nehmind, more on that on the next post. Okay you saw what I just did? I just told you I'll blog about baby names on the next post, which means, I won't. Because everytime I say I'm gonna blog about something - or blog for that matter - I won't actually do it HUHU. So yeah, no baby names.

Oh wait, but now I'm saying there won't be any baby names in the next post, so does that mean there WILL be baby names on the next post?

Hmm wait ...... Ok I shut up nao.

All you have to do is click on the comment button below! Here's a sample.

Dear Yee Vonne,

(THAT'S ME! *points at self like how Amanda from the Amanda Show does it*)

I'm having a problem.

(Uh, duh)

I was playing futsal with my friends and I tripped over nothing. As in like literally nothing. And then I played again because I was like so determined to score a goal but like, I tripped, again! Ergghhh, frustrating much! *rolls eyes at self-annoyance* Like omg right? I don't know what's wrong with me, but like. I just .. trip. What's the deal?

XOXO,

Annoying.

And then my reply would be..

Dear Annoying,

Sorry I can't help you. But do tell me the answer when you find out okthxbai.

Sorry, still in denial of my clumsiness ;_________;

I know there won't be anyone who would actually do it, but I promise I give good answers! 0:)

Fun Fact of the day : All mammals dream!

I wonder what Cotton's dreaming about. :O

Twinkle twinkle little star

2010-07-05T00:55:00.006+08:00

School's in 6 hours and I'm wide awake.

I don't wanna go to school! I bet you're sick of hearing that line but heck. Right now, I just want to escape from everything and just go on a holiday. I don't care where, as long as it's away from home. Whatturf I'm making my house sound like some prison or something.

You can't blame me okay I had two whole weeks of school holiday and I didn't go anywhere or did anything. Well anything special and memorable that is. And no, spraining my ankle does not count whatturf. Yes even if twice FML.

Football season is on! And yes I was one of those girls who pretend they like football and start commenting about it like I know it all and update my facebook status 24/7 and act like I care. It didn't last though hahahahaha. Although I do update my status 24/7 FYL.

How many of you can sing the whole song of twinkle twinkle little star? Anybody? No? Yeah me neither, how pathetic.

It'll usually go like this,

Twinkle twinkle little star,

How I wonder what you are,

Up above the world so high,

Like a diamond in the sky,

Twinkle twinkle ~~litter~~ little star,

How I wonder what you are.

And then what?

One more thing!

2010-07-02T18:08:00.002+08:00

Lifeless people who keep spamming my chatbox, BE GONE!!

Okthxbai.

I'm 16 and boring

2010-07-02T17:07:00.009+08:00

Friday is officially my favourite day of the week.

Today's weather!

Brilliant blue sky, cute puffs of clouds! - I LOVE LOOKING AT CLOUDS, the intense yellowish orange hue of sunlight, mm.

Sunny days are just awesome! (Y)

The weather really affects my mood. Probably you guys too. No I don't mean you guys affect my mood whatturf. I mean the weather probably affects your mood too! Oh wait no actually you guys kinda do affect my mood! Huh what?

*light bulb appears above head*

I SHOULD CONSIDER WEATHER FORECASTING whatturf !

OH YEAH.

Yay, an addition to my long list of dream jobs whatturf. (whatturf i ter-spelled jobs as drobs HAHAHA WHATTURF -psssssst shaun!-) (oh ya btw I can't spell. huhu ;_________;)

Just woke up from a nap.

It's nice waking up to a lovely weather right right? :)

I hate it when the first thing I notice after waking up from a nap is the sound of rain. (BOOOO)

CAUSE THAT MEANS IT'S GLOOMY AND DARK OUTSIDE. *throws a rotten tomato... towards the sky whatturf* *rotten tomato lands on face whatturf*

I emo when it rains. I hate it. Well actually I like being emo sometimes HAHaHahshsahsashasjsh CALL ME CRAZY HUHU.

....at least I don't cut myself or hurt myself and enjoy it! *cough asyraf cough*

To you crazy baagers *cough*, please find a therapist. Hmm you know what? Just ask Dr. Tan.

Dr. Tan is Dr. Tanusha Nesaratnam btw. heehee you're screwed.

...I joke.

Yay I finished watching Boys Over Flowers AND I LOVE GU JUN PYO.

Ma de wei how can Jan Di get so many guys to like her seriously!? ;___________;

Jun Pyo is soooooo sweet and lohmantik ah.

Jun Pyo over Ji Hoo anytime, anyday baybehhh! :P

(Sorry Wan Teng heehee.)

*daydreams*

Goo Hye Sun as Geum Jan Di.

Okay fine lah she's pretty.

BUT SHE'S SO MEAN TO GU JUN PYO I HATE HER!

Ok I shut up nao.

Ah, don't you just love Fridays when you know there's no school tomorrow.. *notice the complete change of topic*

*sinks into couch*

*somehow falls sleep*

an hour and a half later,

*half awake*

*uneasy feeling*

*eyes still closed shut*

Nooo.. must.. not.. wake.. up..

*feels heartbeat beating frantically*

*stones for a good 5 minutes*

Whaaaat turf...?

Oh that's right,

logbook. ;________;

My cardboard life

2010-06-18T11:44:00.003+08:00

I can walk almost perfectly nao!

Stupid ankle why couldn't you sprain yourself next week when there's school? Ah, speaking of school.

We're getting our results next week.

OOPS did I just remind you? *innocent*

Argentina vs. South Korea

2010-06-17T21:24:00.006+08:00

I don't watch football(.) (btw that's a full-stop ok, not a boob you horny dfjsdfj) but supporting Kyuhyun means supporting Super Junior, supporting Super Junior means supporting South Korea which means supporting South Korea in Fifa World Cup 2010.

all pictures are from @KyuhyunFacts

No shut up he's not gay.

....Ohai! sorry was busy admiring Kyuhyun's ~~cute~~ Kyute face. Huhu.

Back to the topic.

The score? 4-1.

Wah seriously man I laugh ah when I saw the same freaking argentina dude (heehee not bad ;D) (NO YEE VONNE NO, SUPPORT KOREA ALL THE WAY EVEN IF IT MEANS CALLING HOT GUYS UGLY.) *composes self* So what's that ugly guy's name?

Ah, yes. Gonzalo Higuain. *scoff*

~~Oh damn that's hot.~~ Pshh, what kind of name is that.

He scored 3 goals out of 4. Hmm..

Yes you people who don't watch football (yeah as if I do), you must be wondering!

"How can Argentina score 4 goals when only one person scored 3? :O Help me help me I'm a football noob!"

WELL SUCK IT UP, SO AM I.

Park Chu-Young from South Korea scored an own-goal. :) uiu*uhjdsJHSAKJDJQPIWUHEZSJ I2SEJD

DON'T TRY TO GIVE US THAT ACT-CUTE FACE MISTER! Yeah that's right. That 1 goal is for them. *pouts*

Just give me the ball lah I think I can play better even with my sprained ankle -__________-

So funny man. When the ~~hot stuff~~ baager scored his ~~third~~ second goal right, I was like

"OMG WHAAAAAAAT THE O.O"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;_________;"

And Uncle Chai's response?

"GOOOALL MAN!"

*heard Yee Vonne's moan*

"Eh are you supporting South Korea just because of their singers ah."

"Just because they're all good looking you're supporting them."

*cousins laughing in the background*

*Yee Vonne turning red*

*tries to defend self* "Nooooooooo! I..........hahahaha"

Well you know what they say folks, if you can't beat em, join em.

And then on the fourth goal for Argentina,

(I'll kill myself if there was a fifth)

"NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo ;______________; WTH!"

And Papa Chai's response?

"Eh just because you like all those Korean actors (singers you mean dad, huhu) you support them in football. Apa la"

"Those actors all ah, only know how to eat that disgusting kimchi"

*cousins laughing in the background, again*

"Yeah that's exactly what my dad said!!" said Cousin Chai.

*malu*

Wow I guess it's a Chai Bros thing.

And they were wearing the same working clothes HAHAHA same colour. Sho cute 8D

Oh and btw my dad calls kimchi disgusting I dunno why. Hmm then again, he describes everything as disgusting.

Even people with alotta money. And that's because they have alotta money whatturf.

Oh well. Now even my kakak is laughing at me. "Oh Yee Vonne kesian! *laughs out loud* *points finger at me*"

Eh kak, tolong simpan finger kamu kalau kamu masih nak cuci baju okthxbai.

Haha, I joke. 0:)

And this is me trying to revive my blog bai.

Noooooob!

2010-06-16T21:26:00.005+08:00

Hi, you must be really lifeless for visiting my blog still :)

BRAVO YOU! *claps hand enthusiastically*

My blog's in a coma.

And right now it's state is similar to a nearly-dead person whose leg may seem like it's moving but actually, you just hit its knee with a medical hammer thingymacrap. :)

I just felt like posting this. My blog is pmsing. I'm pmsing.

I LOVE YOU BLOGGIE MWAHMWAH KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK WHATTURF YES JUST KEEP SLEEPING MM YES OKBAI!

Oh and blame facebook. It's ruining all of our lives.

Cotton

2010-01-23T20:25:00.000+08:00

has 10 nipples.

iBLOG! Australia part 1

2010-01-23T00:30:00.004+08:00

Issit too late to wish you guys Happy New Year? HAHAHA.

Take my word of advice.

If Yee Vonne says she will blog later with a superfluous amount of pictures after a long long longgggg trip, please visit www.chaiyeevonne.blogspot.com only one to two months later kthxbai.

Maybe I'm just not used to form 4 life yet, or maybe it's just that... I'm lazy. HEEHEE.

BLOGGING IS SO MEANINGLESS AND DULL.

?! *smacks mouth*

Oh, migod. Did I really just say that? Oh no I dee-en't!

BLOGGING IS MY LIFE.

I'M A FREAKING BLOGGING MACHINE.

WEE LOOK AT ME TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE. :DDD

-________________________-

Anyway. I am 16 now. As Wan Teng has been repeatedly telling me over the past few days,

GROW UP LAH YEE VONNE!

STOP BEING SO CHILDISH!

~~Well she is one to talk.~~

HAHAHA. JUST KIDDING WAN TENG :)

Before I begin, let me just update on myself.

I am HR Director for Y.E. Club! WOOHOO. WOOHOO. WOOHOO.
I am a red lobster thanks to marching under the sun. BOOHOO. BOOHOO. BOOHOO. what turf.
I am in pure science and I like add maths. *crowd boos* Boooo. Beliannnn. *throws flour and eggs* anyway it's not like I haven't experienced getting flour all over my face and hair right. *cough wan teng (childish) william* ;___________________________; so smelly.
I am learning German. Fachidiot.
I am reading books now. As in leisurely. Omg. *shudders at the thought of turning into a true Belian* (currently reading My Best Friend's Girl heehee)

I'm only at like page 80 or something. But I say, so far so good!

....damn hiperbola right this Adele Parks "I was laughing and crying from page one"

At page one.
-_____________________-

worse than some yee vonne.

ANYWAYYYYYY.

I'm gonna try to blog at least on Friday nights. Okay yayaya fine and maybe also on Wednesdays. -_____________-

Okay so yeah let me start posting up the pictures. :)

AUSTRALIA 2009
part 1

Uncle Sydi and Michelle playing with the luggage trolley thingymajiggy.

I STILL DO THAT HAHAHAHAHAHA.

DAMN FUN ONE OKAY :)

okay lah maybe for only 10 seconds then babai.

OMG THE GIRL DAMN CUTE LAH. SHE SO TINY.

Her daddeh saw me taking a picture of her while I squealed, smiled, and carried her away from, me.

I am not a pedophile kthxbai.

My uncle wears Rip Curl. How about yours? *proud* :)

Okay I don't have any pictures taken in the airplane but let me tell you, we, The Chai Family minus Biggie Sister Chai (what turf sounds like a nun) were stuck in the plane for 8 hours.

Economy class.

:) :((((((((((((((((

HOW DREADFUL.

SO Michelle and I talked to strangers. Through the chat thingy. Omg damn cool. *jakun*

and of all things, I named myself "Malaysia bole" without a h.

ang moh lang A "what's bole?"

ang moh lang B said "i think he/she means balls"

OH WELL, LEAVE IT BE! AHHahhaHAH.

Was totally the longest 8 hours of my life. ;_______;

TOUCHDOWN. :)

hehehe i felt so jakun.

Kor, Michelle, Mama Chai.

Okay honestly, I was rather disappointed when I got there. Because I expected it to be something like New York, all high-rise buildings and something out of a movie.

Not some slumber city which reminds me of Harry Potter what turf.

But I still like Melbourne!

A completely different environment and feel. More relaxed and not like some crazy hectic city where mat rempits comes VROOM-VROOOOOOMMMMm!~, snatch your handbag, hits an old grandmama until she pengsan, and VROOM-VROOOOOMMMMmm!! byebye. -________________________-

Eager to witness the higher morality of the people there..... AND BOOM!,

WHAT TURF ARE THOSE SHOES DOING THERE?!?!

*flabbergasted*

Omg this is THE BEST duck rice EVERRR, like cereallyy.

The restaurant won many awards! Was also visited by Anthony Bourgain if I'm not mistaken.

Location : South Yarra

Damn huge man the portion. So juicyyyy and good mmm. :p

So good, we went there thrice. FOL. HAHA.

CHAI YEE LYNN!

the architecture of the buildings are reeeaally puuurdy! So Victorian, so vintage, I like! :D

Charcoal Chai.

She was working as a waitress at her some Botanical Garden restaurant so we only got to spend a few hours with her each day :(

She's coming back FOR GOOD in 8 days!! :DDDDD

CHAI FAMILY UNITES.
*ding! (what turf)*

Oh yeah must tell you this.

You know my daddy so funny man.

He takes pictures of everything he sees with his iPhone!

I mean EVERYTHING!!

From our pictures, to food, to beaches, to ladies in a Santa hat wearing golden bikinis to LUGGAGES. WHAT TURF?!

And if you were wondering, my dad took out his iPhone very very obviously and snapped a picture of them.

Oh. And they passed by for the second time and my dad did it again.

My dad's so cool :D HAHAHA.

they even have pink ones!!

hey look it's me.

hmm I realised that this is the longest I've gone without blogging.
23+ DAYS YO!
Don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed HAHAHA WTH.

I love my camera lah. Seriously. Who needs a DSLR, tch. *hesitant* not me! ehehehe.(?)

Bro and Sis walking to our serviced apartment.

Ahhhh that reminds me of the other time..

You know people tell you, do not go near drunk people right?

Mama Chai is so faar-nee.

It was midnight when we were walking back to our ~~servic~~ LAZY TYPE LAH SO LONG. I'LL JUST CALL IT HOTEL OKAY!
hotel.

Then like we passed by this pub lah okay, then these group of ang moh guys came out and said to us
"Ni hao!"

Mama Chai,
"Ni hao! *nods* *giggles* *walks away*"

?!?!?!?!??!

THEN MY SISTERS AND BRO AND I WERE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER.

okay run guys.

LEMAU man. They all started following us you know!

Wah. Hailat. (hahahaha hailat psst jean bean!) (....potong stim -___-) Bai everyone in Malaysia. Cotton, take care of Uncle Syidi. Kakak. Take care of Cotton.

While we brisk walked back (almost running), we all started lecturing my mom T.T

Half way almost reaching our hotel, we all started running. but they were still following us!!
In fact, they all still could shout "NI HAO!!" from the back.
WHAT TURF. DOOM LAH WE ALL. GG, DIE LIAO!

Oh, Mama Chai still can walk nonchalantly with Papa Chai and laugh about it.

...................
*nostrils flaring*

When we finally reached, they all also follow. Oh. They stay in the same hotel.
Nasib.

;_________________;

but after that they didn't kacau us anymore :) (yes, I put the smiley face to mengurangkan the tegangan situasi)

It's not good to laugh at retarded children.

Sinful.

OKAY HERE IS A QUIZZZZZZZZZ!!!

WEE~

Who. AM. I?!

Hint : A Naruto Character

*peace sign* hoho.

Starts with an S.
8D*

KOKO BLACK!

Nyummiest hot chocolate, ahh.

nothing feels better than sipping a lovely hot cup of cocoa on an icy cold day. mmm :)

besides a hot bath.
and a super thick jacket.
and cosying up in your warm blanket.
mhmm.

Oh yes. The people would definitely go, "Asian." when they see me striking this pose. :)
Asians ftw.

#1

#2

#3

#4

#5

There are so many of them! What do you call these people again?

While waiting for Mama Chai to finish shopping.

TRAM!! A cute bumblebee one. :D

The best transportation to anywhere in Melbourne.

And then we went to Victoria Market. I think.

And got some hot spanish donuts! Mmm :P

God, I love my camera. :D

Yay for churros!

Having lunch outside the market.

I hate wintermelon.
And honeydew.

I know right!, damn weird.

Birds. I think I may have gotten some bird phobia. HAHAHHA.

YOU WILL FIND OUT SOON! in the next few posts to come. Ha. Stupid bird >:(

Are

you

hungry

yet?
:D

WHERE'S MAMA CHAO ?!?

Sleep with the best.

on the trammmmmmm!

we just hopped on and hopped off wherever. We didn't know where we were heading to HAHAHA. but no matter what, it'll bring us back to the place where we first hopped on. :)

what turf why suddenly got hot chocolate one
kthxbai

vietnamese lunch at Mekong restaurant!
Papa & Mama 's favourite.

noodle

beef noodle

taugeh

oh wow I'm really good at captioning food huh *applause* thank you thank you 8D

Mama C : Aiyoyoooo. Eat so much! ...Give me some.

HAHAHAHA MICHELLE'S FACE

It is only proper to ~~act~~ be Asian in an Asian restaurant.

Malaysian drivers pick their noses whilst driving hor.
As you can see, I will be one in 2 years time. huhu.

@ Chinatown. Fake one I tell you. Con one.
Not nais. *moves index finger left and right*

WEEEE SO PRETTY! :DDDD

oh wait look they peed.

century eggs anybody?

OMGEEEEEEE.

ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBERS MRS. FIELDS!?!?!

Use to have in One U! Now I dunno where edi T.T

Looks like shit.
But its tasty shit.
:)

....wait what am i saying

OKAY THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. YEAH SO BORING WHAT TURF I DON'T CARE IT'S 2.26 IN THE MORNING AND I WANT TO SLEEP KTHXBAI :)

Omg man this is not even 1/4. ;___________________;

GUTEN NACHT, BIS SPATER !
(good night, see you later)

or should I say ,

CHAI OWSIDE MUDAF*CKA.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

2009-12-25T18:06:00.002+08:00

I'M BAAAAAAACK! OH SWEET LORD NO MORE PMSING WEATHER :)

It's Christmas everyone! Ho ho ho.
Speaking of Christmas, I saw lots and lots of Santas in Aussie. *coughbulgingtummycough* if you know what I mean HAHAHA.

Okay bye. I'll be back with 1300++ pictures what turf i know right. hehe.

P.S. Big Sister Chai is now a graduate!

Oh yeah. HAHAHAHAHA TRANQUILIZER GUN.

Baba ba babai.

2009-12-11T18:13:00.004+08:00

My old playlist is retarded so I made a new (ugly T.T) one. Unfortunately, they won't let me use the pretty ones! So I have to use this retarded looking thingymajiggy. -________________-

OKAY BYE GUYS WILL MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUU! *eyes sweating*

Byebye bloggie. Byebye computer. Byebye Facebook (T.T). Byebye MSN. Byebye my dear friends. Byebye Kakak. Byebye Cotton. Byebye Uncle!

*kisses computer screen*

Well see you guys after Christmas!

*vision of plane crashing*

....hopefully :O

Butterflies are pretty scary things

2009-12-10T17:18:00.011+08:00

You fluttery baagers will die for sure if you were real.

(about to smack them)

I used to laugh with my friends at the stupidity of Shaun's fear for butterflies.

And because karma is a beetch, I am now mottephobic. I kid you not. But just mildy suffering from it hee.

I'm only scared of the giant ones and especially those with hairy body and long thin legs. Their eyes are scary also okay. looks like this -------> O.O ;________________; THE HORROR.

So thank god those things on my head weren't real or else I'd be screaming and running and jumping and losing my already-very-few brain cells by hitting my head repteadly. D:

The other day on MSN we were like group chatting which made me realise that maybe I only started to develop that phobia after watching one of the Spongebob episodes. *shudders*

Oh btw.. I added a new song to my playlist because I beh tahann!
It's so freaking addictive and a perfect song for you to partayyy. *woot woot*

Loosen your hair, your body, stand up, blast your speakers, AND DANCE LIKE A FREAKING RETARD ON DRUGS. *imagining* HAHAHA. Okay maybe not a retard that's just mean. Gosh. *rolls eyes*
Works best with long messy hair and jelly-like hands and legs ;D

*does Tarzan's oooooOOOOOOooohhh!!*

*hits chest like a drum*

Ow.

Eh and please ah, don't sprain your ankle while doing so. ;_____________________;

YAY I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO AUSTRALIAAAAAA.

*hops like a kangaroo wth*

Gonna leave Malaysia tomorrow midnight and I can't freaking wait to see Sister Chai!
Will be back to motherland on Christmas.

And it is summerrrrr over there, I LOVE SUMMER!

Summer, because the weather is good. Therefore nothing can stop us from doing anything! >:) Well at least not the weather.

Summer, because people (hot guys) will be at the beach! ;)

Summer, because of the shopping. Yay for summer dresses/clothing! (Y)

Summer, because then we won't need to cover ourselves with ugly sweaters and jackets. Woohoo.

Summer, because I'm happy when it is sunny. My mood depends on the weather like ~~cereally~~ seriously. If it's gloomy outside, so will I be. If it's bright and sunny outside, so will I be. If it's raining cats and dogs and thundering, ~~so will I be~~ ... okay fine I'll be as scared as a .... scaredy cat what turf

Summer, because pictures look fantastic in bright daylight! Pretty pretty blue blue sky :D

Summer, because it's hot (?)

Summer, because ....just summer lah okay -______-

SO CUTE :D

The ears the small eyes the nose. Especially the ears, SO FUZZY.

Grr, I'm so gonna kidnap one and bring it home.

Did you know they are only 1 centimetre long when they are 1 months old?! WHAT TURF SO CUTE ~~CAN STEP ON IT~~.

And did you know unlike all other animals, the koalas will not be poisoned by eating eucalyptus leaves ? (yeah me too. didn't even know it was poisonous in the first place HAHAHA)

They're so proud of that fact and love the taste of it so much that they even store some of the leaves in the pockets of their cheeks what turf greedy baagers.

Some more sleep for 19 hours a day. Out of 24. *doh*

ANYWAY THEY ARE ENDANGERED SPECIES :O because these sadistic baagers hunt them for their soft cooshie fuzzy furrrrrr.

It is said that they will extinct in 15 years!

SAVE THE KOALAS!

KIDNAP FAKE ONES INSTEAD.

Welcome to Chainese! :)

2009-12-10T04:07:00.013+08:00

*vision of butterfly coming outta a cocoon*

Ah yes people, I am finally blogging!

AND I ALSO DID MY NAILS. HOHO.

As in like a menicure + nail art for the very first time! I was freaking bimbotically excited heee :D
AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ;D beauty aint it. Even matches my cameraaaa.

I think the guy who painted my nails is gay. And the weird thing was, while he was painting my nails, I held his hands for like 3 seconds until I realised what in wonderland (?) I was doing.

Holding a gay's hand.
(maaaaa de , his hands were smoother than mine fml)

Nice one lah Yee Vonne (Y)

Don't you find it strange that the majority of gay people are more feminine and more gentle than girls?! ~~GRR~~

Oh and don't you just hate it when you're doing your nails, and yr hair is tickling your neck and it is so freaking itchy that you HAVE to scratch it BUT YOU CAN'T?

Omg I swear on my dead (7) rabbits (which were burried at the same spot) IT WAS SO ITCHY I WAS GOYANGING MY HEAD LIKE A FOOL BECAUSE I COULDN'T TAHAN BECAUSE IT WAS SO. FREAKING. ITCHY!! GAAAHHH.

AND THERE WAS A FURRY BROWN CAT BESIDE ME SLEEPING WHAT TURF.

itchy itchy itchy itchy!

I was fidgeting like a loonytard as though my neck has a broken trachea or something HAHAHHAAH SCIENCE (70 ah people STILL GOT HOPE ~~babi tranquilizer gun~~)

I think I was like damn tensed and I was staring at how the guy was doing my nails so closely that he even asked me "ehh you stopped breathing ah?" HAHAHA.

Oh damn man BU people are seriously damn what lah. There were freaking LITTLE GIRLS doing their nails. THREE little girls. They are probably 6 year old ~~brats~~.

-_________________________-

and three is quite a number for a little nail salon.

Because I was sooo freaking bored and I wanted to photoshop myself to look like a slut out of fun..... :)

BEFORE.

eyebags ugh. T.T

Just make my face a little (HA) whiter..
Fix those horrible horrible eyebags..
Purple up the lips a little..
Dye the hair brown..
A little eyeshadow and eyeliner..
Some blusher..

AFTER.

And there you have it. Major slut.
HAHA.

Badly done plastic surgery.
Okay so I didn't do too good on the eyes.

.....great now I feel ugly
Hope I didn't scare you guys off. Lmao

Two days ago we went to Sir Zhi Young's house to paint some posters for the Saturday's 350 candlelight thingy.

Oh and btw, we were in Star Newspaper Two~~ (like longlong ago edi T.T)

Fang Liang, Dom, Vimell.

Oh and I'm sorry about ruining your poster ahahhahahahhahaha.

Mine, Eric's and Clarence's artwork.

HAHAHA.

DO YOU GET IT?!
SEAL ... THE DEAL !

Oh gee, we are so funny.

Clarence's drawing.

Looks like a carrot! HAHAHA

So pretty right :)

Fang Liang, Dom and Vimell's.

TL (Kien Beng) and Senior (Yee Ling)'s.

(Han) Wei Wen and Sabrina's.

There are too many Wei Wens in this world (SMKDU).

Haha Sir's stoning :X

!!
*takes out phone*

"OOoohh, is that an iPhone? *dazzled what turf*"

"Mhmm."

"Can I play? :D"

"No. Because you called me an alien. *merajuk*"

"Okay fine! You human!"

"No. Call me a pretty human *hee* >:D"

"Okay you pretty human"

*hands over the phone* >8D

"Save our home!"

And ever since I lent him my phone, he didn't say that my drawings were ugly anymore!
He even said that they were nice!

Hoho the power of an iPhone >:D

Clarence's penguins.
HAHA.

OKAY YEAH ANYWAY THAT'S ALL. Click on any picture and it'll lead you to the album on Facebook.

Damn man I'm freaking addicted to Facebook AND I HATE THE FACT THAT I DO! ;_________________________________;

Facebook is evil.

yellow because every evil villain is a lemon. -spongebob

It sucks away your life thus leaving you none. And it is evil for my blog too! GRR

Because I would rather upload pictures to Facebook than to my blog T.T sorry bloggie i still love you. *sayang*

Earlier today.....or maybe not.
Went to Tanusha's house at 3.

Was supposed to go to KLCC but yeah it was cancelled.

Dom, Tanu, Asyraf.

HAHA DOMINIQUE.

*HI5s TANU*

Tanushaaaa ;) Oh no you didn't!

William Clarence and Aik Jean came too. But I didn't have a picture of them o.o

Nice toe nails Tanu.

RM10 a night yo.

Tanu : Asyraf... how do I look? :D

Asyraf : Faggot

HAHAHAHAHhHAHhaHAHahHHAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa OMGEE LIKE CEREALLYYYY.

Asyraf : Get away from meeee! You are not my friend I don't know you! You look like a faggot!

HAHAHA.

He had to go through this twice HAHA. One in the morning with Christine Yau and their gang (?) And one more in the evening. :D

Glittery! Edward :O

:)
I washed away mine because I look like a cheap whore ahhahaha.
Here's a tip, never ever use light purple glittery eyeshadow unless you want to look like a cheap slut :D

*ding dong*

:O

Whoawhoawhoa. Some hot guy with his rottweiler rang her door bell with Nash (Tanu's dog) playing around with his dog. :D:D:D
And he has bushy thick eyebrows! ;___________; grr.

And so Tanusha started talking to him HAHAHA well sort of, while their dogs continued to play which each other.

P.S. they are both male dogs.

Tanusha's dog is gay.

But anyway, me dom and asyraf were just looking at them through the window.

'whispering' to Tanu things like

"ppssssstt, his numberrr!"

"tanushaaaaaa, don't forget his number!"

"his nummmmberrr"

*phone sign*

"Tanusha stop flirting!"

It was just like a movie scene. mm mm mmm.

Dog A plays with Dog B.
Owner A meets Owner B.
Both owners starts talking and laughing.
"See you around" ;)

BOOM baybee :p

and the best thing was, he knows where you live Tanu! :DD

~~i'm coming to your house every evening with my dog~~

From now on, I shall let my dog loose free and leave the gate open.

Oh look at the time. It's 5.43 a.m.

pssst, if you are superdy duperdy bored... below there's a post full with my pictures HAHAHAHAHAAHA. please ah i warn you first, it is not a very pretty sight. and might piss you off with the amount of ss pictures in contains. ENJOY (or maybe not) ;)

Chaina Girl

2009-12-10T02:31:00.021+08:00

Hello there people!

I just cut my hair and now I look like this.
The peace sign to add to the lalaness. ;________________________;

Okay let me warn you first ah! This post is completely full with pictures of

me

me

me

and me.

Which means that you are only ~~looking through all these pictures of me camwhoring~~ reading (?) this post because

a) You are extremely bored

b) You are supremely bored

c) You lifeless person

d) Stalker shoo shoo.

c) Because you want to laugh at my face

d) Because you think I look pretty what turf

The power of photoshop.

ANYWAY LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY OF MY LIFE.

I went to The Curve like long long ago at like 11 for my dentist appoitment because I wrapped my retainers with tissue and my maid threw them away HAHAHAHAA.

Then I went for music class at Ikano at 12.

Then me tanu asyraf and dom were suppose to hang out at The Curve but then Tanu thought it was the day after so yeah.

So I went to cut my hair at Snips.

The woman asked me if I wanted to do treatment on my hair (baager thinks my hair is like shit lah grr >:( ) then I was having doubts lah.
So I told her I want to maintain the natural waves of my hair (although there's not much) cause scared later it'll straighten my hair. :(

Then you know what she did ah.

She asked me to lean back.
So I did.

Then she started doing her thing with some curling hair blower thingymajiggy.

*sit up straight*

BOOM BABY!
I'M A LALA CHIC YO.

And she said "nah, i give you natural curls"

I said I wanted to keep my natural waves lah woman. Not give me 'natural curls'.
-_________________-

And on the way out, she ran to me and gave me her name card.

....

HAHAHA NO WAY JOSE.

Anyway. back to me and my syiok sendiri pictures.

I did my nails for the first time at D' Nails at some shoplot at BU4! WEE SO HAPPYYY.

Dunno whats wrong with my mouth.

RM65 ;_________;

thanks mommehh. :p

Okay starting from here onwards their all pictures of me and me syiok sendiring with my camera heee :DD

SORRY LAH OKAY, there's just not enough in my blog kay. huhu.

Guide to Showing Off Your Nicely Done Nails for Dummies

#1 "Ah, my eyes itchy lah *scratchscratchscratch*"

"oooh yee vonne! nice nails!"

"~~I know right!!~~ Thank youuuu :D (>:D)"

#2 Pretend to dig your nose.

#3 *covers one eye* Act mysterious ;)

#4 Lala hair cut, CHECK. Okay now PEEEAAACEEEE.

#5 "*drops a pencil* *goofy laugh* uhuhhu. Oopsie Daisy." But you might turn out to look as ugly as this. :D

#6 Sorry but this requires messy hair look, sleeping at 3 onwards and terrible eyebags. ;)

#7 "Hmm my cheek feels hot"

#8 "Oops *covers mouth*" Hiperbola. -_________________-

#9 OKay we get itttt!

#10 Requires Adobe Photoshop and a messy (green) fringe. "Nah, see, my fringe is this long! =) *pulls fringe so close to that fella's face that yr nails are literally right in front of his eyes*"

Okay and that's the end for that.

And no people there are some more pictures :) Sorry HAHAAHAHAHA.

I present to you Yee Vonne and her many stupid faces.

*opens curtains*

The lala act cute face.

The -______- omgee wth face.

The once in a blue moon horny face. *wiggles eyebrows*

*flares nostrils* What turf face.

Stupid face.

?? + :p face.

Okay now I'm (satisfied) done! :)

xoxo, you know you ~~hate~~ love me!

Doo, doo, doodoo doo, doo

2009-12-06T03:15:00.007+08:00

I can't sleep at allllll.
I've tried to like shut my eyes, see nothing but blank and just wait for a few minutes hoping I'll just zonk out like how I usually do. But this time nothing happened GRR so annoying, I was rolling about on my bed, kicking here and there, but nothing happened! :( That's what you get people for dozing off in the evening and waking up at 9!

I have nothing better to do so as usual, I lookbooked, facebooked ~~logbooked HAHAHA~~ and listened to some music on youtube. Something is wrong with me today, I'm listening to music of not my kind. :p Maybe my ~~bad~~ hair cut has side effects :O

Seriously man I'm like a lookbook.nu addict. Hype-ing everything I see, and maaa de they all go to my facebook -_______________- but anyway it's sort of a good thing cause next time I can see them.

*click* I loveee what she's wearing, gahh. And this one too! *click* T.T
Dang it don't let me steal their pictures grr.

Currently listening to The Kooks - always where I need to be

Good song :)

My music player has always been playing the same ol song and hahaa baager damn annoying ;___________; I'm sure all of you do the same thing as I do.

*type www.chaiyeevonne.blogspot.com*

*loaded*

we're going to the beach todayy~

ah shuttup!

*faster click pause button on music player*

*continues reading*

right right right?! cause that is exactly what I do don't know about you people. HAHA.

So yeah I finally changed my songs. Added about another 3 new songs that's like my current faaaaaavs. :) Actually wanted to add more but then nobody listens to them anyway so oh well!

Owl City - Panda Bear
Lily Allen - Naive
Owl City - Rainbow Veins

eh please listen to them ah kthxbai

Ooohh I looooooove Lily Allen's voiceee!

I actually prefer her other song called F*ck You *click*
HAHAHAAA YEAH DAMN VULGAR RIGHT WHAT TURF, but despite the amount of F word she used it actually sounds kind of erm nice..? HAHA (oh gee yee vonne what is wrong with youu) Wah some more can say "f*** you , f*** you very very much." O.O

Oh nose, need to wake up at 6 today to go for community service!

Hmm actually hor.. I have actually quite alot of things to blog about. Maybe tomorrow lah if I'm not lazy.....don't count on it ;D

Okay bye guys it's 4.00 a.m. HOLY MOLY. *&(*UP:&U(
*starts counting sheeps*

Old Sun

2009-11-28T00:24:00.011+08:00

Old Sun! New Moon! Get it! 8D hoho.

I AM SO FUNNY!

Seriously.

I went to OU on Thursday to watch New Moon with Victoria, Jensen and Shaun cause it was their off day.
So while waiting for them, I went to buy the tickets.

The queue wasn't that bad! It was like 12 noon and of course there were many people queuing up lah but I expected a terribly long one. You know, Twilight fans. :)

Yerrrr and you know ah! There's this lady behind me and she's daaammn scary.

Not in the gothic eerie way lah, what I mean is she was so freaky cause she was standing so so SO close to me! I think I can hear her breathing if it weren't for the crowd.

What I thought at that time was ,

Oh shit oh shit, maybe she's trying to steal my iPhone!!

Cause I was using it to sms Jen and all about the tickets.

What I also thought at that time was ,

*looks at own handbag*

Oh shit oh shit, maybe she saw my wallet and camera also!!

Cause my bag was unzipped. Some more the lady was standing so close to me!! She even banged me a few times. Eeeeeek. I kept staring at her HAHAHAAHHAHAHA

*phone vibrates*

Oh no. An SMS.

*ignores*

Then I beh tahan edi must read the message T.T

*takes out phone*

*looks behind to check on the woman*

P()_*&YUHIJMK:LP_O*(UHINJMK, ?!?!!?! O.O

*POOF*

SHE'S GONEEEEE.

like omgee...?!

So I continued queuing up.

*queue queue queue*

*looks around*

OH LOOK IT'S KIMBERLY AND KUAN YEN!
So after I bought the tickets, I walked around OU alone. Mhmm, I'm such a loner.

Then bingkadabammm!, saw Kimberly and Kuan Yen again. Then Kuan Yen ciaoed, so I was with Kim! :))

At the erm random shop.
Was searching for a camera cover and I bought one!
:)

DAMN 7 CUTE RIGHT OR NOT ?!

Heeee :p

So we walked about aimlessly.
Saw Sushil and his friend. I also saw Kelsey and Eric and Devraj but only Kelsey saw me. Haha.

!!!!!!!!

*makes choochoo train noise*
chakachaka-chakachaka-chakachaka-CHOOCHOO!

She's so tiny she can fit. I think if I sit on it the whole thing hancur lah.

See I'm so considerate I didn't even try. Don't want to destroy the little kiddy ride. Later they cry. *awh*

Then we went to the tiny McD place near TGV and had ice-cream. Yay for ice-cream!

Strawberry flavour twist - current favourite. *hearts*

It costs RM0.00 ! (if you buy with Kim lah)

I think the McD fella likes me lor 8D. *cheh perasan sial*
He gave me so much! I look at Kim's one and it wasn't as much. HOHO.

There there Kim!
AHAHA I'M JUST JOKING (NOT).

So yeah. We just sat on a bench and just talked about our sad pathetic lives and licked our ice creams like little kids hehe.
And then suddenly..

*phone rings*

Me : He..llo?

Jensen : Hi!

Hello!
Where are you?

Where am I? I'm in .... *tries to think of something lame* OU.

OU?

Oh shit.

OU...? ...OU?? OU?

Yes OU. Why, where are you?

We're at The Curve!

hHAHhahHAHahHAHhahHAHhahHAHhahAHhahAHHahHAHahhahHAHha

Joke of the day lah. Kim laughed at me. ;_______________________;

but anyway they had to 'run' to OU cause I bought the tickets edi heeeee.

After Kim had to ciao to Mama Tan (thanks for the company Kim! *muah!* lmao :P), I went window shopping at F21.
So yeah they finally got here and we met up.

Hmm. It's hard deciding things together cause we (yes, we)'ll always answer back

"anything lah"

"whatever you guys want"

"what do you feel like having?"

"huh what?"

....

So first we went to Johnny's for steamboat.
Sat down for a minute. Okthxbai!

Hahahahahaha.

NEXT!

Went to Dave's.
Stood outside. Looked at the menu. Waved at Soon, said hi to James. Okthxbai!

Hahahahahaha.

So we finally went to BBQ Plaza, our first suggestion. And no, we didn't ciao. ahha.

Nice shirt Shaun.

From what I can remember, it says something like

You're so ugly...

Your dog has YOU on a leash

Your own shadow runs away

Ugly people calls you ugly

Hear me hear me! Shaun is camera shy!
Or maybe he just doesn't want to smile because then he'll end up looking like this

-________________-

HAHAHA.

It's okay Shaun! *pats back*

PORK FAT!

*clears throat* ehem.
Mind you, I was talking about the white thingymajiggy on the bbq pan.

AAHAJAHAHAHhahAHhahHahAHhhAAAAAAAAAAAA

*rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!*
PRICELESS!

pssttt, go on facebook and like this picture! *click*

yummyyyy.

Everything was really worth it, it was so cheap and satisfying.

OKAY SO AFTER EATING.. We went to watch New Moon. (old sun uhuhhu)

Oh like finallyyy~ *bimbo tune*

I was laughing at the starting of the movie already.

They showed a new moon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GET IT?!

:DD

I swear(.) the people in the cinema won't freaking shut up!
JUST PUT A SOCK IN IT, WOULD YA (please?)!

The movie was like damn tension I just couldn't help it but to stick my pinky in my mouth and nibbled my nail off.

Even my nail polish at the tip was gone (oh no, cancer.....CHOI!)

(lemau exaggerator betul.)

I'm sorry but
Catherine Hardwicke sucks monkey eggs!

New Moon is definitely better than Twilight!

(Expect for the weird part where Bella kept 'seeing' Edward everywhere. That was just weird -______-)

I think Victoria is damn cool. (not Yip ah. please don't perasan)
I'm happy Dakota Fanning's Jane. She's 15 this year btw.
Still think Jasper's hot.
Still hate Robert Pattinson's acting.
Taylor has a hot bod *thumbs up* :D

*feeling light-headed*

Jackson Rathbone.

Robert Pattinson.

Adam Gregory.

James Marsden. EEK SO CUTE! :DDD

I realised I have a thing for guys with messy hair. ;)

....anyway!

Damn potong stim mannn, there was this intense part of the movie (so I continued chewing my nails, more violently. p.s. I don't usually bite my nails) then suddenly this fella just burst out laughing!
like literally "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

....

*imagining boxing her/him (where it hurts)*

So yeah anyway the ending was dumb.

but overall, I'd rate it an 8/10 :)

That's high!

So after that we had dinner at OldTown. Ahh, it has been awhile!

Is it me or do I see many many OldTown White Coffee everywhere.
E v e r y w h e r e .

Some milktea. :p

If you're observant enough, you can see 'some cd' up there. uhhuhuhuh. *dorky laugh*

More funny pictures of Jen and Shaun!

Jensen - dulan face.

Shaum - hamsap face.

~~HAHAHA I JUST SPELLED SHAUN, SHAUM!~~

Shaun telling us stories of his life.

After that I had to ciao! Met up with Byn first though. Supposed to have dinner together but yeah.

Okay one last picture before I end this post.

Because I just can't stop moving around the house, my uncle made me tape the towel with ice in it to my ankle with masking tape.

I'm cool like that.

Rotton Luck

2009-11-27T09:50:00.020+08:00

From what I wikipedia-ed :

Friday has been considered an unlucky day at least since the 14th century's The Canterbury Tales^[3], and many other professions have regarded Friday as an unlucky day to undertake journeys or begin new projects. Black Friday has been associated with stock market crashes and other disasters since the 1800s.^[6]^[9] It has also been suggested that Friday has been considered an unlucky day because, according to Christian scripture and tradition, Jesus was crucified on a Friday.^[10]

Nah.

I 100% agree with that!
Friday is an unlucky day. Not Friday the 13th but Friday the 27th. ;_________;

Mama Chai just called me a crazy girl with her teeth clenched. Sign of rage.

Papa Chai just came back from jogging. Good mood he's having.

PC : Good moooorning!~

Me : Good morning (?)

Where are you going? *looks at attire*

Ermm I went for basketball training.

You're going to play basketball?

Mm nope, I went just now.

Oh okayy. o.o

*walks upstairs*

*exhales*

I stared at the tv not paying attention to what's on the channel. Was preparing mysel-

YEE VONNE!

Oh shit.

I want you to walk here now! (here = up the stairs)

*tries to walk up like there was no pain and everything's normal*

*failed*

Dad - furious.

As usual, my dad gave me a lecture. I was expecting for the

"next time be more careful ah!" "you're already 15 so you must learn to take care of yourself" "promise me next time this won't happen or else you'll kena from me" "understand?"

and then I would just nod my head like a good child.

yes..

But this time it was the disappointed-in-you('re a failure) lecture.

"You only have three more years for you to prove to me that you know how to take care of yourself and be more responsible! I don't know how are you going to take care of yourself when you study in Australia. Your elder sister showed me she can. Your brother also shows he can. Even your little sister shows she can. But you?!"

Oooo is it me or did I just hear something crack?

Oh wait I think it was me.

Hearing that just reminded me of how much I really don't like being the third child. I'm always being compared to my brother and sisters.

And as usual... -____________- Mama Chai grabbed this opportunity and began rubbing salt into the wound.
She sat beside my dad, agrees with him with "yeah lah(s)!!" and starts tambah-ing.

~~)(^&Y*()*&Y^*UI(~~

Sigh.

My whole family obviously loves my elder sister because she's the oldest, the first child, gets along well with the aunties uncles gmama gpops etc. etc.

And then there's my brother. Well whose parents don't want a boy? (because they'll carry on with the family name yada yada and take care of them when they're old and things like that)

And then there's my younger sister. The youngest in the family. Anak bongsu. They have to love her. -________-

....and then there's me.

Yay another lousy girl in her teens what turf.
Not the oldest, not the youngest, not a boy. Some more nasib damn malang one. Nothing special ;__________________;

I'm always being compared to my older sister. Or younger sister. Or brother.
Aiya all of them lah okayy!

Let me tell you about this girl named Shapalapadingdong. Luck is not on her side today....or probably, ever. So it should be luck is never on her side.

;_________________________;

I - I mean, she .. was late for training cause she kept snoozing her alarm. Then luckily Moo Moo Cow (?) called her.

Reached Belinda Court and went to put down her bag.

Tripped over some akar.

Fell.

And sprained her ankle for the second time, what turf li-dat also cannnn!

Not even 10 minutes of being there, and something bad already 'menimpa'.
Haven't even step foot on the basketball court, and already something bad happened to her.

~~FML.~~ FHL.

you tell me, is she unlucky or what?! T.T

Shapalapadingdong could laugh and smile about it then. She thought it was funny. In a pathetic way.

Okay lah I tell you, I'm Shapalapadingdong.
(see i'm so good at bluffing hoho)

They said that that court is damn sui wan. Four people sprained their ankle in one day there. Mama Chai even said so. She said that area is haunted one. :O but I think it was just my luck T.T

ANYWAYYY, last time Lynn also sprained her ankle twice! (right lynn? right right right?) Some more she had to bandage it. huhuhu.

And it's a common thing for people to sprain their ankles lahh. *comforts self* (...but it isn't when you haven't started doing anything) 0:) yeap mhmm.. it's common.. it's common.. no big deal.. no big deal..

Whatever man. I'm gonna lock myself up in a room or something before something worse happens to me. I can't even go on Facebook to check how much's my luck today (what turf?).

Yesterday I read my daily horoscope, and the first thing it said was

"Today you need to avoid gambling or any other form of speculation, Scorpio. It is a good day to be suspicious, because you may have some of those suspicious verified."
hahahaha so no poker for me!

So I'm guessing today's one is probably something like "Today you should just lock yourself up in your room you unlucky iuHjIOI(I*&^%678u9ijmk"

*edited*

Oh nono it says

"With the kind of pressure that exists regarding work for you, Scorpio, there is a good chance that you may be losing faith in an ultimate good to be gained from your experience. This is not uncommon in times like these, but being discouraged is often a surefire sign that help is just around the corner. No matter what the difficulties are that you are facing right now, there is an astrological condition that has shown, since the beginning of the fortnight, that you are blessed with special protection now. Hope is the on-ramp of the road to victory."

Conclusion : I'm my own jinx. (hypothesis accepted)

OH EM GEEEEE.
I just realised that now I can't even go anywhere with my friends! FTS.

Have no fear. Naruto is here.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

2009-11-26T20:45:00.014+08:00

YOOHOO! :)

Yesterday (Wednesday), Aik Jean, Clarence, and William came over to bake cookies to raise money for our troop!

Oh gosh it has been such a long loooooooooooong time since I posted pictures in my blog posts! As in like lots of them. Like ~~cereally~~ seriously.

HAPPY.

smiling like the turtle!

nicely edited ♥

we made the cookies! ~~still buying?~~

-______- smile.

sexy lips yee vonne.
(and yes, I'm being sarcastic ;_____________;)

YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME!

*grabs a cookie*

*salivates*

*beh tahan*

*takes a bite*

*BEH TAHAN*

*stuff the whole damn thing into mouth*

It's alright if you guys don't want to buy them because we don't mind eating all of them (reverse psychology), because it's so so so so so sooooOOOoOoOooOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(HAHAHAHAHA IT'S OUTSIDE THE BORDER)

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

TUMMY YUMMY!
(my restaurant's name in RC)

while waiting for the cookies to be baked in the oven, we played some wii!

*salivates*

Aik Jean got kookoochow.

.... of course I didn't take this picture to show off my nail :)

Mrs. Hale.
Damn stupid lah, they cut off the scene where I was getting married to Jasper in New Moon!
Mhmm. I'm Jasper's second wife now. ;)

Aik Jean's finger can't fit into my nostril!

*digdigdig*

Crikey, it's a woopa!

Anybody wants to buy (yummylicious!) cookies?

PLEASE LET US KNOW!

better than Famous Amos! - said Papa Chai.

For more pictures click here!

***

Let me tell you about the dream I had days ago. It was superdy duperdy majorly random! HAHAHA.

Well..

I dreamed that I was going to get married to Devraj. Yes people. Our Devraj Sathivelu.

In one of the classrooms in SKDU. yes what turf, SKDU.

I was looking at all the guys and they were all dressed in black......until I looked at what future-hubby was wearing.
Devraj's pants were WHITE. Like freaking white that it blinds your eyes. The only freaking thing that was glowing what theeeeee.

So I ran away.

I ran and I ran and I ran and the next thing I know, Kim Kardashian and her sisters were chasing after me what turf!

Everything was golden! My wedding gown, my hair, the leaves, the staircase.....like some Taylor Swift - Love Story music video (??) DAAAAMN COOL I TELL YOU.

So yeah suddenly they caught me and then BINGKADABOOM!,

Eric Lim Wei Chiang pops out of nowhere ~~and saves the day!~~!

Cliche as it may be, I fell in love with Eric. Love at first sight what turf.

We got married. And so we lived happily ever after.

The End.

there there ~~Eric~~Devraj.

Oh yeah people people! Continue voting!

and maybe I'll even change my link to www.chainatown.blogspot.com HAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAH

Owl City <3

2009-11-25T02:03:00.002+08:00

I need a life.

I do almost the same thing everyday. like E v e r y d a y .

like cereally.

Wake up late, see what's on tv, nothing? okay go online, poker?, lose money? okay nvm go play wii, lazy play wii edi, kay go online, yay everyone online - group chat, poker until 2-4 in the morning, sleep. **repeat**

-________________________________________________-
(super sweat face)

cause everyone is so busy with work! okay fine not everyone lah maybe just vic and jen.

really people. is this how you wanna spend your holiday? working?
especially since PMR just finished! and next year is gonna be a craaaazy year, (am i right?) so shouldn't we be like partying like shit~~ass~~buttocks wild animals. (but of course, still no shishaing, smoking, drinking, etc. i'm an angel 0:))

Gosh I'm so boring. Help?

Any suggestions on what to blog about?
let me know kthxbai.

psssstt. why nobadi vote for gobbledegook!! ;_____;

I should change my blog title or blog link to
	L for Love! :) -title
	Chainese -title
	Gobbledegook! -title
	Chainese -link
	Gobbledegook -link

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