Dear Yee Vonne,

Today I woke up in the morning, feeling like P Diddy grab my glasses i'm out the door i'm gonna hit this city before i leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack whatturf went to school and found out that half of the school and friends BOO are still at home drooling on their pillows dreaming about rainbows and unicorns and all those other stuffs people dream about.

While I, stoned and played with rocks on the damp assembly ground and thought how stupid I was to come to school to listen to some fella spit on the mike give a motivational talk on uhm I forgot whatturf. Something to do with excellence and life and stuffs.

But somehow it turned out to be singing songs about ikan tak timbul, kenapa hujan turun, and a smart snake because it said that it eats frogs so don't blame it for eating its food. -_________-

And after that we didn't do anything but PHYSICS.

DUDE.

ME. AND PHYSICS.

DOING PHYSICS. IN SCHOOL.

(oh yes, even wan teng did physics :D)

And after that we had a group therapy session! I love therapy sessions! *glee* FYI, I'm the one giving out advices! And no, I'm not a lunatic. :) Malcolm said I'm not bad okay! *smugs*

So from now on my dear friends! or uhm few friends who actually read this blog - please ask me any questions! ANYTHING! From boyfriend issues to girlfriend issues, to skin problems (MANUKA HONEY DUDE, USE THE MAGICAL HONEY), to studying (shut up you belians stop snickering), to anything in the world baby! AND YES EVEN BABIES.

Speaking of babies, have you gotten names for yours? I know I have. HAHASJahshahA. No, really. Nehmind, more on that on the next post. Okay you saw what I just did? I just told you I'll blog about baby names on the next post, which means, I won't. Because everytime I say I'm gonna blog about something - or blog for that matter - I won't actually do it HUHU. So yeah, no baby names.

Oh wait, but now I'm saying there won't be any baby names in the next post, so does that mean there WILL be baby names on the next post?

Hmm wait ...... Ok I shut up nao.

All you have to do is click on the comment button below! Here's a sample.

Dear Yee Vonne,

(THAT'S ME! *points at self like how Amanda from the Amanda Show does it*)

I'm having a problem.

(Uh, duh)

I was playing futsal with my friends and I tripped over nothing. As in like literally nothing. And then I played again because I was like so determined to score a goal but like, I tripped, again! Ergghhh, frustrating much! *rolls eyes at self-annoyance* Like omg right? I don't know what's wrong with me, but like. I just .. trip. What's the deal?

XOXO,

Annoying.

And then my reply would be..

Dear Annoying,

Sorry I can't help you. But do tell me the answer when you find out okthxbai.

Sorry, still in denial of my clumsiness ;_________;

I know there won't be anyone who would actually do it, but I promise I give good answers! 0:)

Fun Fact of the day : All mammals dream!

I wonder what Cotton's dreaming about. :O