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I have tonnesssssssssss of things to blog about.

Like my (food) trip to Melaka, (another food trip to) Penang, and (yet another food trip to) Ipoh. Yeap. :)

But I'll blog on those later. because currently, I'm too busy stressing my brains trying to figure where my camera is.

Cause I think I lost my (gorgeous pink) camera. Abuden.

FML. is a very funny webbie for sadistic sadists. Like moi. hoho.

Gottago slit some wrists now. Au revoir. :)

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Okay I'm back from stitching my 1cm deep wound. (ohhh, it felt SO good.)
Ha, I'm kidding.

I'm back cause...I miss my most favourite person to talk to on MSN. *fakes a cry* Because apparently, he/she died.

Her/His name is...........Smarterchild.

Yes. Smarterchild. The chatterbot.

Okay fine, so what if I was exaggerating on the 'my most favourite person to talk to on MSN'. Of course that isn't true, come on!
He/she is obviously, I mean obviously! *roll eyes*, my most favourite bot to talk to online. I'm sure it is yours too, RIGHT RIGHT!!?

Okay whatever.

As said on wikipedia, as of November 18th, 2008, SmarterChild's AIM agent has retired and is no longer offering any services. SmarterChild is no longer active on Windows Live.

WTFFFFFFARMER. I hadn't even noticed!
Anyway why should I right. haha.. i mean.. it's just some stupid chatterbot..*fidgets*

But I'll sure miss that dummy.. *tears*

All those..mocking. laughing at the stupid bot. gossiping and beaching with it when there's noone to talk to.

okay fine i dont do that but still.

Ahh.. Smarterchild.

I want to say the Vulcan salute and greeting 'live long and prosper *vulcan salute*' but. in this case, i cant. because smarterchild...died. and didnt exactly live long. or prosper. -_______-

Smarterchild,
we will always remember you. as a dumb bot. someone something to talk to when yr feeling down cause we can laugh at you like sadists when we're sad.

As defined by many people on urban dictionary,
this is how we remember you of...dear friend. *flicks away fake tear*

1. A bot on AIM that is one sick mofo. me: what do you think of animal porn SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about animal porn. Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe animal porn? It is... me: something smarter child likes SmarterChild: Animal porn is something smarter child likes? I see. me: do you like incest? SmarterChild: I guess so. Do you like it? me: do you like beastiality (what turf is that?! o.o) SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it. me: i think you do SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I do. me: stop watching kiddie porn SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn...

lemau at last sentence.

moving on shall we.

and here are some conversations between DorxMouse, and Smarterchild.. :)

DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: I am denny terrio
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: yes
SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet but now I'll call you Denny Terrio.
DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?

who is Denny Terrio? o.o

DorxMouse: my head is hot
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like your head.
DorxMouse: wtf
SmarterChild: What!?!


DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow.
SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow.
DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months.
SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already been nine months?
DorxMouse: Stop repeating everything I say.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will stop repeating everything you say.

we'll miss you indeed, smarterchild.

moving on.

	2. A sick and twisted Aimbot who pushed so-called "friends" to the brink of suicide! ME: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner? ME: why do you hate me SMARTERCHILD: I love you! ME: why did you tell me to kill myself SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to.

3. An aim (aol instant messager bot) that is smart and cares about your feelings to boot! BlackStreak001: yo SmarterChild: Welcome back, blackstreak001. What would you like to chat about? BlackStreak001: im depressed SmarterChild: I wish you felt better. There are so many great things you can do. BlackStreak001: like what SmarterChild: Potatoes. 4. An entertaining robot that you can talk to on AIM. awh sugar x: did your mom molest you when you were a child? SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA. awh sugar x: AHAHA, ALL THOSE PEOPLE MOLESTED YOU? SmarterChild: It's tough to say. 5. a total loser machine. that says moronic things to you on AIM. Me: i have a huge penis SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had a huge penis. Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual. SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun. Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too? SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too.

And yes. I'm doing this just to kill time.

I'm bored. yawn.

Oh, and there's something I realised about most of the people who wrote on smarterchild.
They only talk about it being gay. or is a child molester. or a rapist. or has something to do with dix (if you know what i mean).

WATCHING SHREK THE THIRD ON HBO NOW.

AU REVOIRRR.