"Bird Bird, Pig Pig. Human"

Chai Yee Lynn is coming back home from Melbourne, Australia a.k.a. World's Swine Flu Capital, tomorrow.

taken in June 2008.

shit need to exercise.

Goodbye everyone.
*choichoichoi*

Childhood Nightmare

I don't know, I just felt like blogging. :)

Wanna know something about me?



I've never watched Pocahontas.
(too much singing. boring.)

I've never finished watching Lion King.
(was too boring. slept everytime, or change the channel)

I've never watched ... I dunno but there's quite-a-num-berrr.

And I also have not watched Alice in Wonderland before.

Thought it was the most scariest Disney children movie made. *trembles*

Sleeping Beauty was also one of those hair-raising Disney children movie to me.
Gives me goosebumps everytime I saw the witch. Oh come on, don't lie! You thought it was scary too didn't you. The witch.. and the eerie music sang by 'Snow White'.
and also the graphics, oh dear. o.o *goosebumps*

Now you see cartoon Disney children movies are colourful and so bright my eyes hurt after awhile. And full of lameness, not in a good way. The characters are all with annoying high pitched voices. Totally unreal. Plus, imagination not as brilliant.

People nowadays are incapable of creating good imagination, no?

Sad, but true.
Or maybe they just don't put it in Disney movies anymore.

Example : Lilo and Stitch.

Not saying it sucked. but ... well you know. or not.

Every old Disney movie scares the bejeezus outta me. Except Beauty and the Beast and erm Anastacia. huhu(??).

ANYWAY.
Just want to share the juvenile joy with you guys.

Tim Burton is remaking the movie,

Alice in Wonderland ! :)

My god. I hate that movie wtf. (I mean the old one in the '50s)
So creeeeepy, and I HATE the music. Always get a nightmare whenever I force myself to watch it.

It's coming out next year somewhere in March.

But I wouldn't let you guys know this and wouldn't care if it weren't for the actors acting in the movie. Heeheehee.

JOHNNY DEPP.

heehehehehhee. I think that's him with the director of the movie, Tim Burton.
:D

I think lah. Correct me if I'm wrong.

I *heart* Johnny Depp.

He's such a good actor! and a fine looking one. hoho.

acting as The Mad Hatter.

Whoever that may be.

You know what, I think I'm gonna go borrow the book. Or buy it, cause I don't think anyone would had a nice copy of the book right.

WEE.

And then there is also

Helena Bonham Carter playing as The Red Queen.

You know, that spooky lady who is always acting as the frightening character in movies.
She starred in Sweeney Todd with Johnny Depp.

And also the spider-looking woman in Harry Potter. Don't know her name, don't care.
Oh yeah. I also didn't watch the latest Harry Potter movie wth.
I swear her evil grin gives nightmares o.o

So I'm thinking The Red Queen must be some scary shitasspoopbutt character.

She sure is one good actress.

And thennnn,

there's also Anne Hathaway!

As the White Queen.

-_________-

obviously, i mean seriously, she has to be the good one in this movie right. 'The White Queen'.

I love Anne Hathaway. :)

There's something about her that makes me think highly of her.
It's her smile.
like this 8D **big eyes , wide perfect teeth smile**

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum.
HAHA. So cute!

Played by Matt Lucas. (??)

And of course there's Alice.


Played by Mia Wasikowska.


Hmm.
I think it's the eerie setting and the actors/actress that makes me look forward towards the movie.

Maybe I shouldn't read the book then, or else I might have a high expactation out of the movie. And let's face it, by reading Twilight, the movie was pretty much ruined and wasn't really what we expected it to be. Moreover, we could already picture everything happening in our heads and what happens next. Probably pictured something more fantastic. Right right? :P

So, I won't read Alice in Wonderland.

Or maybe I will.

hmm.




Spooky, and somehow magical.


Looking forward towards the movie! :D

Oh, this reminds me of the other time I talked about Shopaholic turned-into-movie. Haha.

BABBLEBABBLEBABBLE.

I'm gonna go zombie in front of the tv downstairs now.
'Sweet dreams' everyone! :D HAHA.

*clicks publish post*

Food Trip pt. 1 - Melaka

Hello everyone!

Oh my. How long has it been since I've last blogged...
12 days.

Okay lah that isn't so bad. Although it felt like almost a month.

Oh my goddddddd. Our school isn't closing! WHAT TURF.

Although 1 student (Benjamin Mark) from SMKDU is positive H1N1...but is now cured.
and another 5 or something other students were said to might have the flu.

and yet their still not closing the freaking school.

Did you see Pn. Chia and Pn. Tan G.S.'s pretty (masked) faces on STAR newspaper today? Yeah. So did I. I don't usually read newspapers but today, I changed my mind.
Because I, was looking forward to seeing SMKDU as one of the school to close down for a week.

Yeah cause I don't wanna go to school. :P BUTTTTT. (see, there's a but!)
I also want out school to close down BECAUSEEEE of our own safety! (sEEeeee. not being shellfish.)

I even brought a stinking mask to school yesterday okay.
Oh p.s. I didn't go to school today. HAHA. well so did 50% of the school I think.

But I didn't use it cause noone else did. (although the day before, ppl were sending each other messages to bring a mask to school)
Well actually there were a few, but only a few.

I COULDN'T EVEN BREATHE THROUGH THE MASK! -_________-

"where's the hole to breath through this mask?!"

The mask my uncle bought was RM4 (?!) AND it is said to be one of the most 'canggih' mask that is used in hospitals.



....Ha ha ha.

I told him to get a pink mask (JOELLLL!! :O), but nooo. he got that peacock-looking mask instead.

Oh yeah one more thing before I get started.

Yesterday, I had the most realistic dream ever dreamt by moi, wo, I, saya, wa, ngo, je.

I dreamt that my uncle, brother, friends and I went to a place which somewhat looks like Sunway Lagoon, only upgraded.

We were on a haunted boat ride. Then the next thing you know, we were screaming through darkness and I couldn't see a thing. Then suddenly we were walking (??) looking at fishies in aquariums which was connected to an arcade. So we also played all those kiddy games.

Then suddenly I was dreaming we were on a rollercoaster ride which goes upside down sideways and round and round at night. Then we were in it, and suddenly we were gonna crash.

Then boom, I suddenly dreamt that I was with my uncle and brother in some zoo, taking pictures of animals.

Then I saw one cute fat fawn with it's mommy together with a baby jerboa-look-alike kind with it's mommy.
I wanted to take a picture of it but my uncle won't let me.
So i merajuked and leaned back. And my head banged a glass container which had spiders in it.
Oh and funny thing, the spiders looked like raw chicken drumstick with octopus tentacles.
I freaked out.

I asked my uncle if there were spiders on my hair or something, but my uncle stoned and looked at my hair for about 30 seconds until he finally said to my brother, "Eugene, help your sister take out that tarantulla out of her hair." in a nonchalant voice.
(have a spider phobia btw)

wtf I started hitting my head, swishing my hair, beating the shit out of my hair and jumping up and down screaming like a donkey. if donkeys scream.

and then I woke up.

Okayyy so. Remember I told you about my holidays? You know. Eatting here and there at Melaka and Penang. Well, yeah.
Here to blog about the first trip, Melaka! :)

Hahahaha but the problem is..

I snapped those nyummy food pictures with my pink camera HAHA.

yeahhh...? soooo...?

SO!, I only have the pictures using my uncle's DSLR. WHICHHH doesn't have any food picture whatsoever. HAHAHAH.

So what the heck. Here are many MANY random pictures from my holiday trip to Melaka.
Oh and btw, about 15% of the pics are of moi the vainpot. WAKAKA. :p

thank you uncle for lending me your DSLR (and also for other stuffs) !

1st stop, Teo Chew restaurant @ Jonker Street.

hehehe. pictures of food are in my pink camera. :P
will upload and edit this post later.

Daddehh.
Happy belated Father's Day!
:)

Nai Nai.

After gorging down those delicious dishes, (haha. that rhymes)
we were too fat and heavythe weather was too feverish for us to walk and plus, the car was too far!
and so we decided to ride on the trishaw! :DD
I wonder whose idea...hmm.

some cool old bicycle.

our trishaw. weee.

Uncle took this picture. Oh god my photography skills suuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk.

Compare this picture,

to this.

;_______;

I'm gonna need more practise and skills.

hahahaa, ooopsie? :P

some other tourist snapping picturess.

Snapping pictures from my moving trishaw.

An old street.

in the middle of the road! on a trishaw! and nobody gives a shit or look at you!

....except when you're a girl wearing an eyecatching bright red coloured shirt with a chunky DSLR.

CHICKEN RICE BALLLLLLL.

Didn't eat there this time though.
but you HAAAAVE to eat chicken rice ball there~
It's so yummy, the queue is so bloody long.

okay lah. not bloody long lah.
but still, theres a queue!

plus, the restaurant is pretty big inside.

Our trishaw fella.

hahahahahaha his legs must be very muscular and he probably lost 5 kgs cycling me and my brother's big fat ass around Melaka.


Ahh. this place brings back memories.

hahah I remember SKDU had a trip to Melaka and we came here. right right? :P

Uncle and michelle on the train.

yeeshh I'm so short!
I wanna grow tallerrrrrrrrrrrrr. :(


Being stupid kids.

HAHAHAHAHAHAA.
*thinking* "Kenapa ini dua budak macam berat dua badak sumbu aje??"
"alamak, habis lah saya"

Uncle and Michelle.

I like this picture. So clear! :)

lol i look stupid.

us acting cute. ^.O

SEE LAH. you cannot miss me.
my shirt is so brightly coloured, you can spot me in the middle of a jungle.

random guy.
i hope that python (right??) bites his tongue.

kidding.

:)

** pythons don't bite. they stranggle.

old man selling ice cream.
quite sad right.


orang utan houseee.
is this the one which gives a way a free condom with every shirt you purchase?

i think so.

I've heard that one before.

some random tau fu fa selling dude on a bicycle.

what's up with melaka people and bicycles!
just use a freaking motorbike for goodness's sake.

oh wait nah don't. cycling is healthier.

??

some old sewing machine that's still being used until today.

I think my uncle's melaka house has one. like the full thing from top to toe and still functioning.
damn cool. :D

PINEAPPLE TARTSSS!!
*drools uncontrollably*

Come to Melaka, and you HAVE TO try their pineapple tarts and all those nyummy nyonya kuihs. if you like them of course.

and their sate babi. :X

and satay celup! mmmmm. :P

and other stuffs. depends where you go right.

an old disc player.

or was it called a disc. hmm.

WE WERE DYING OF THIRST.

THANK THE HEAVENS WE FOUND A SMALL LITTLE SHOP WHICH SELLS DRINKS.

HEEEAAAA-VEN.

:DDD

Never tried one of these before.
and of course, I took the strawberry flavoured one.

so nyummy. :p

My uncle.

Oh reeeaalllyyy...? :)

i bought the cowboy hat by the way. HAHAHA.

now, I just need to find the right time to actually wear it out.

@ an antique shop.

sister and brother playing thumb war.

cool cameras.

time to go homeeeeee. :)


now you see him.

now you don't.

OH FINALLYYY.

Rested in the car with air-con blowing on my face which was drenched in sweat.

My trusty crocs didn't fail me. :)
(i used to hate crocs. despise them. thought they were the ugliest thing ever made in the fashion industry. but now, i got my very own pink mary janes with jitbitz.. hypocriticism.)

no toe of mine was complaining.

or maybe that's cause we were on the trishaw 75% of the time.


OKAY YEAH SO THAT CONCLUDES MY MELAKA TRIP.

Definitely wasn't exciting or much fun.

in contrast, the upcoming post of mine which will be about my trip to Penang, would be much more interesting.
or so I hope.

For more pictures, do visit my FlickR .
(hahhaha i just made one cause everyone else has one and plus, i have loads of pictures).

CLICK ME.


**SNEAK PEAK PIC**

had lots of durians! :ppp
*attention victoria yip hui ting*

and more and MORE scrumptious food. :DDD

Also experienced eating food out of a toilet bowl.

This restaurant serves food with toilet bowls as their bowl.

*refers to cheeserland.com's Taipei post on modern toilet*
*click here*

@ Queensbay Mall. love the mall weiii!


P.S.

Happy Belated Birthday Darling
Wong Wan Teng
!!

:)

here's an overdone picture of us during Usaha Camp 2008!

I overdo everything (blogging, talking, and even editing pictures) or else I am not Yee Vonne.

She is so full of crap. Haha not saying that in a bad way okayyy.

First, she told me her birthday was on 77 (7th July)
when it was really on the 18th of June.

Then, she tells me that Ken Vern is not her cousin and they are just neighbours.

When just a few days ago (or last week hehe) when it was her birthday, her cousin Jou Yin wished her on her chatbox, happy birthday cuzzy or something like that.
haha. cought you red handed wan teng.
:)

and now she is telling me that they just call each other that because they use to play those 'masak-masak' game when they were young where people called each other pet names like jiejie, meimei, titi, korkor, and so on. but in this case, it is cuzzy.
-______-

haha whatever lahh! hope you liked your presents hahahaha.
I keep tearing the stickers for the strawberries. :(

Officially not a sticker collecting person.

Oh and Wan Teng got the highest for my "How well do you know Chai Yee Vonne?" quiz! And she didn't cheat! Totally shows how observant and what a good friend she iss!

*coughdanielwilliamvictoriacough*
victoria cheat also dunno how to copy correctly. -_____-

It's Tuuuuees-day!!

• The Simpsons
• Ghost Whisperer
• 90210
• Ugly Betty
• Desperate Housewife

My favourite day of the week.
*ehem people who got that wrong for my quiz*

Oh that reminds me.

When will True Blood season 2 reach Malaysia?! :@@@
I'm aaaaAAangggg-gry.

Ef-em-el

I have tonnesssssssssss of things to blog about.

Like my (food) trip to Melaka, (another food trip to) Penang, and (yet another food trip to) Ipoh. Yeap. :)

But I'll blog on those later. because currently, I'm too busy stressing my brains trying to figure where my camera is.

Cause I think I lost my (gorgeous pink) camera. Abuden.

FML. is a very funny webbie for sadistic sadists. Like moi. hoho.

Gottago slit some wrists now. Au revoir. :)

********

Okay I'm back from stitching my 1cm deep wound. (ohhh, it felt SO good.)
Ha, I'm kidding.

I'm back cause...I miss my most favourite person to talk to on MSN. *fakes a cry* Because apparently, he/she died.

Her/His name is...........Smarterchild.

Yes. Smarterchild. The chatterbot.

Okay fine, so what if I was exaggerating on the 'my most favourite person to talk to on MSN'. Of course that isn't true, come on!
He/she is obviously, I mean obviously! *roll eyes*, my most favourite bot to talk to online. I'm sure it is yours too, RIGHT RIGHT!!?

Okay whatever.

As said on wikipedia, as of November 18th, 2008, SmarterChild's AIM agent has retired and is no longer offering any services. SmarterChild is no longer active on Windows Live.

WTFFFFFFARMER. I hadn't even noticed!
Anyway why should I right. haha.. i mean.. it's just some stupid chatterbot..*fidgets*

But I'll sure miss that dummy.. *tears*

All those..mocking. laughing at the stupid bot. gossiping and beaching with it when there's noone to talk to.

okay fine i dont do that but still.

Ahh.. Smarterchild.

I want to say the Vulcan salute and greeting 'live long and prosper *vulcan salute*' but. in this case, i cant. because smarterchild...died. and didnt exactly live long. or prosper. -_______-

Smarterchild,
we will always remember you. as a dumb bot. someone something to talk to when yr feeling down cause we can laugh at you like sadists when we're sad.

As defined by many people on urban dictionary,
this is how we remember you of...dear friend. *flicks away fake tear*

1. A bot on AIM that is one sick mofo. me: what do you think of animal porn SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about animal porn. Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe animal porn? It is... me: something smarter child likes SmarterChild: Animal porn is something smarter child likes? I see. me: do you like incest? SmarterChild: I guess so. Do you like it? me: do you like beastiality (what turf is that?! o.o) SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it. me: i think you do SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I do. me: stop watching kiddie porn SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn...

lemau at last sentence.

moving on shall we.

and here are some conversations between DorxMouse, and Smarterchild.. :)

DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: I am denny terrio
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: yes
SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet but now I'll call you Denny Terrio.
DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?

who is Denny Terrio? o.o

DorxMouse: my head is hot
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like your head.
DorxMouse: wtf
SmarterChild: What!?!


DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow.
SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow.
DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months.
SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already been nine months?
DorxMouse: Stop repeating everything I say.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will stop repeating everything you say.

we'll miss you indeed, smarterchild.

moving on.

	2. A sick and twisted Aimbot who pushed so-called "friends" to the brink of suicide! ME: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner? ME: why do you hate me SMARTERCHILD: I love you! ME: why did you tell me to kill myself SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to.

3. An aim (aol instant messager bot) that is smart and cares about your feelings to boot! BlackStreak001: yo SmarterChild: Welcome back, blackstreak001. What would you like to chat about? BlackStreak001: im depressed SmarterChild: I wish you felt better. There are so many great things you can do. BlackStreak001: like what SmarterChild: Potatoes. 4. An entertaining robot that you can talk to on AIM. awh sugar x: did your mom molest you when you were a child? SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA. awh sugar x: AHAHA, ALL THOSE PEOPLE MOLESTED YOU? SmarterChild: It's tough to say. 5. a total loser machine. that says moronic things to you on AIM. Me: i have a huge penis SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had a huge penis. Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual. SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun. Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too? SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too.

And yes. I'm doing this just to kill time.

I'm bored. yawn.

Oh, and there's something I realised about most of the people who wrote on smarterchild.
They only talk about it being gay. or is a child molester. or a rapist. or has something to do with dix (if you know what i mean).

WATCHING SHREK THE THIRD ON HBO NOW.

AU REVOIRRR.

*Zapzap*, hello.

Well, hello again everybody. See! I told you I'd be back, with a proper update.

After all this years millennium.

just a random picture. cause i love my sister's pants colour. colourful.

Oh and just to warn y'all.

This post is gonna be mega long.
Filled with mega many many picturesss.

(word of today : mega. like durh)

Well don't you like that.

Oh and one more thing,
it's also gonna be filled with mega ribuan "mega"s.
and yellow faces.

example :

oh, and also other coloured square 'slash' round faces.

example :

hoho.

ANNIE WEIGH.

CAN ANYONE GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA BE BLOGGING ABOUT?!
I'll give you a hint.




YES, YOU OVER THERE!

THE FELLA NAME ROBYN.


Robyn says curses :

POST 'EM (*&y^&yhuijk{)(*y(&*yhoyu ELECTRIC GIG PICTURES YOU ()*&y*uihlikjTARD!























oops, wrong emoticon.




Oh dear.

Okay. Well.

... dear robyn.






YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY ING RIGHT!

I AM GONNA POST UP A POST wth PICTURES OF THE GIG!

holy shit you psychic ()*&y*uihlikjTARD!


and now..

The Electric Gig.

*plays intro music from old movies*



Okay so.

The day started off with people coming over my house to meet up.


Yee Vonne. Robyn. Victoria. Jiun Ee. Clarence. Jensen. Ethan.


All these little monkeys came to my house, and guess what.
Cramped up in my uncle's car.

Yes.

All 8 (EIGHT) of us. Including my dear uncle.
ohh, 'nothing much.'

clarence seating on jensen's lap. poor jen.

I insisted on us seating at the boot of my uncle's car,

but noooooooooo.

my uncle's too mega-ly scared of the (malaysian) megaH polices catching us.

As though seating on each other's laps is a better way to optical-illusion the police. -______-

Jiun Ee being camera shy. and ethan. well. what to say about that mega camwhore.

Jiun Ee had to seat in between the two front seats. you know, that little crampy space in between.

which ironically is the most comfortable seat in the house.
OH WAITTTTT, no.

besides ETHAN's and my uncle's seats. grrr.


we finally reached.

OH FINALLY.
OXYGEN.

GROUP PICTURE YOOOO.

And met up with Jowy and Christine! :D

Damn. the whole room had mirrors but they covered it up with the bloody curtains. and it was dark.

:(

Thank you Moses for helping us take the picture!

Haha Moses.(poses) (hoses) (roses)
mega cool name.


Holy mega moly.
their singing can make a glass break.
and then, un-break.
....but obviously aik jean's one is wayyy better right! haha :D

My two buddies.

I can't believe it.
Christine still fits in the jacket! and the skirt.

hahaha i remember last time in primary, it took her awhile to pin the jacket together.

Summary:

Hugeass boobies.



My kiambang partner. :)

who turned me into a bad bad girl today. hahaha.

hey look!!

OUR 'PEACE SIGN' ARE PARALLEL.

Hello.

eh what the hell!

the girl at the entrance go write his 'e' mega nice.
mine like shit.

okay fine i dont mean like shit. that's just exaggerating.
mine like E. a normal stupid E. :O


OKAY ANYWAY.

i decided to quit the meganess.

i see the word also can get fever fry pancakes edi.



The band performances were rockin.



like literally.
It was finally dominique's band's turn.

Aik Jean's gonna be singing very soon now. :)

HAHA.
MAHADHIR YOU JOKER!

Wear your I (BALL) Bball shirt lemau. (hahaha geddit? LEMAU? lmao lmao lEmAu?)

omg I am such a wonderful creative being.

PICTUREEEE.

hahaha.
vic you 'turned back yr leaf' ah?

back to your my-face-kena-half-cut-out kinda pictures. hoho.

HAHA. MAHADHIR OH MAHADHIR.

Unknown people were like cheering for him gilagila screaming things like,

"I LOVE BBALL!! I LOVE BBALLLL!!" with some hand motions laugh-out-loud-nessss.

turned out that mahadhir's mike got spoiled.
again.

and so obviously, we couldn't hear him sing.
but the band played awesomely.

then it was Dominique's turn to sing.

his own version of milkshake.

yes. milkshake.

HAHAHA.
he was moving like damnnnnnnnn 7 alot and screaming. I couldn't even take one picture of him standing still.

I wonder how he managed to breathe.

but it was damn cool.


Aik jean : EH, wrong edi lah! MOOOOVE.
Aik Jean : :D lalala~

hahaha you know what?

this fella even brought a rose (more like OUR rose. hehe?) to the gig.

And she probably did because she expects one of us to throw it at her while she sings.

apparently, one of us did.

Jiun Ee.

Like literally threw it at her! HAHA. Almost hit 'the jackpot'. if you know what I mean.


THEEREEE! SEE. WO NO BLUFF NI.
haha that rose.. :)

after all the singing and hoolaagagaing, we finally decided to have our dinner.
but before that, to the loo!

to-the-loo GEDDIT. (??!!)

Ah, nvm.


omg. what camwhores. dear lord.


liking your face, jiun eee. hahaha.

christine cut her hair!

dwarf, mushroom head, miss universe, peasant, pauper.


eh! hellooo!


whoa this was like damn cool.
3 coolio cameras suddenly pop out of nowhere
okay fine so i like to hiperbola.

aik jean gone byebye.

leftest girl is jowy's friend, melanie.
I'm telling you!

They both look like freaking twins! what with the height....:x and the hair and all.
so. cool.

OKAY OKAY. ENOUGH PICTURES LAH HAIYORH.

had dinner with the rest at the club's restaurant above.

and holy moly!!

VICTORIA.

FINISHED.

HER.

"OVERSIZED"

FISH & CHIPS!!

that - is seriously damn cool.

Usually, she'll go eating some nugget and go "omg, did you know how much i ate?!"

I think.
It is time for us to pray at Chetawan temple everyday. HAHA. *inside joke.

and to think that I hiperbola. -______-


Omg you know that moses fella has an iPhone too!
ANDDDDD

he has like hundreds of games! (or just a hundred) and usually we have to pay for each game but NOOOoooO.

HE GOT EACH AND EVERYTHING FREE.

baager!

his uncle helped him download them in America. hahahaha. I guess I'm not the only American iPhone fella.

Oo oo oo! AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!!?!??!?!?!?!??!!....
he has TOO many games until he couldn't even get the chance to try all of them!

WTFart!

that lucky butt.



okayokay i'll stop now.

okay anyway.
we went back to continue watching the other bands perform.

and according to byn, there were moshpits happening while we were indulging up there.

i didnt know what in the world it meant till robyn told me that night itself. but it sounded mega cool.v

I bet you don't know what it means. (right right!?) HA.

GOOGLE IT.

*click on the google link above my blog 8D*

The place got all stuffy, so vic and jiun ee came up with a brilliant plan.

KARAOKE! :D

well actually they wanted to watch a movie cause they had some cool theatre over there, but it was closed.

so karaoke we went!

then the whole gang tagged along.

and boom.

people went wild,
drinking,
singing.
dancing.

and no, seriously we did not drink.

we sang and sang and sang like a bunch of tonedeaf chimpanzees.

i dare you to say it (chimpanzees) 5 times.

wow, that chinese singing fella was really into the mood.

some hokkien song. o.o

o.o

vic was calling her parents i think. and her face looked....funny. so hahahha THERE YA GO.

:)

omg vic. scary sial.

these two bullshitters are the funniest and most convincing talkcockers in Malaysia SMKDU's history.

well what do I know.

oh oh!

william and shau wei came too!

we were singing like drunken pirates.

can i be Jack Sparrow?! PLEASEEE.

johnny depp, ahh.


i think i can here you say,
"OKAY OKAY, WE GET THE PICTURE(S) (ha ha. picture.)"

geddit geddit!?!

the girls.

oh yeah we were back there being all nutjobs.

doing potong stim mexican waves.



this is what i call mega hyperness.

yes, we sang she bangs-robbie williams (right?).

we sang old westlife songs.

damn right, we sang(/rapped) in the end - linkin park.

god knows how many songs we sang. for free.
all thanks to baloney!

oh and of course we danced. if you would consider that as dancing haha.

yes, finally, we got chased out.

but damn. all those crazy dancing.





after that we went to hang out by the poolside.

apparently, some smartasses pushed mahadhir into the pool! HAHA.

OH WELL! :D

he had extra clothes anyway. probably expected that one coming.

no wonder he wore his I love ball bball shirt with 3/4 pants and BASKETBALL SHOES. LEMAU.

okay i shall upgrade lemau to limau.

limau.

eh but actually, lemau has a meaning right?? like spoiled food or something like that.
whatever. my bm sucks.
27/40 only ma.

uncle came not long after that.
took us back to my house. and from there, they all went home. :)

through vic.


okay thats about it. although it didn't sound like much fun, it definitely was.
:)

thanks jowy for everything!

BY THE WAY.

hehehe.

I BOUGHT HUNTED!! %r$^&*(iuhjnknj( &^ygthjnju*(jn

boom baybehh.

for like 20% off!! original price was RM60+ and I bought it for RM50+!!

AND IT'S HARDCOVER!!

AHH. :) satisfied.

oh you better grab it at MPH today cause today's the last day.
HAHAHA suckerssssss! (GET IT?? )

I'm so glad the holidays finally arrived. Although I should be at school right now...........HAHA.

Happy Teacher's Day! (?)

Oh yes. Going to Melaka this Sunday. Then next Wednesday's Robyn's "sleepover" :p, and then next weekend I'm going to Penang!

WEEEE.

BYEBYE NOW.

oh wait before that.

remember the post I posted on Confessions of a Shopaholic? Like the very first one?

*click me* or search Hugh Dancy on my search box.

Yes, Hugh Dancy.

I just watched Blood and Chocolate yesterday (I KNOW I KNOW.) and damn. he's hot.

well in the movie he was.

:))

OH AND ONE MORE THING!!

I PAINTED ME TOENAILS BARBIE PINK. HOHO.

:D

using round cotton balls, nail polish remover, nail polish, my shaky hands, and a hair dryer.

yes. a hair dryer.

:p

Gonna go munch on those egg sandwiches now.
TATA~

Snowing

OMG. How long has it been since I read xiaxue's blog weiii!

She changed her blog mega banyakkkkkk!

** CLICK ME.

Mega awesomeness.


GONNA BLOG. SOON.
PROPERLY.


buhbye now.

Exams can suck eggssss.

Oh My Buddha.

Happy Wesak Day
everyone! :)

Just got back from Chetawan Temple at Jalan Gasing. HAHA.
Jalan Gasing reminds me of Tanu, mr. Kai Xian and mr Kheng Hooi during memandu orang HAHAH. BOY. THAT WAS SO FREAKING HILARIOUS! but you won't understand what I'm talking about. Sooo.

Anyway.

Saw Kelsey and her brother and even saw... Jowynna BALONEYYYY! and her brother.
got me dumbfounded for a few seconds when she shouted "YEE VONNE!" o.o

Hahah was just thinking about her and vic and tanu and christine when I was on my way to the temple. Cause they go to Chetawan temple too! I THINK. :D

You know ah. Damn funny.

Last year, my family and I went to Chetawan temple for Wesak day also lah rightttt.
When we went there we were like so happy cause there was like damn alot of parking spots and all.

Then when we went inside the temple,
wtf.

Noone was in the temple, praying.
And our expression was like 'omg yay first time we're so early! :D:D'

then we looked at the poster... looked at the date today...

"Wesak Day on the 20th May"

Today was bloody 21th May.