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Attention Scientists of The World!

*edit* HAHAHA STUPID. I JUST WROTE "ATTENTIONS SCIENTIST OF THE WORLD!" AS MY TITLE JUST NOW.

Hey hey you youuuuu! *points at 'you' with enthusiasm wth*

You know my post below is about the carbon dioxide whatevers right uhuh uhuh.
(baager we weren't in the newspaper -_______________-)

So as usual, I had one of those conversations that I usually have with my Uncle Syidi (HE UPDATED!) when there's an awkward silence in the car. Those conversations, equals to bullshiting.

Since I always have nothing to do especially now that PMR is over (haha pmr wth easy peasy lemon squeezy wth. science confirm A lah .......tranquilizer gun), I laze around at home. Watch Naruto TV. Use the computer. Go on MSN. Have stoopid group conversations haha. Listen to Tanusha's grandmother story (oh that reminds me, posting up Tanusha's bedtime story soon! :D:D). And omg?!, MAPLE. hoho

HAHAHAHAHAHA, YES MAPLE WTH.

eh in cash shop now they're selling Naruto & Sakura's costume WTHH!! I WANTIWANTIWANT what's Naruto?

Tanusha is damn funny. She died like around 12 times in 2 days. EHEHE sorry tuna <3 style="font-weight: bold;">Okay now back to that conversation that I had with my uncle.

Uncle @ Taman Negara with Daddy (taking picture) aaaaages ago!! My daddeh and uncle always travel around together gether! awh :) they used to travel around the world *exaggerate* together! because they are adventurous and loving bffs (lmao) like that.
omg until now my uncle still pose liddis.

legs spread wide open, T shirt tucked into his jeans, smiles the same, still is a nature enthusiast, but nowww, both his hands are stuck to his waist -_________-

We were having a talk about global warming and such, and DINGDINGDING!, Chai Yee Vonne had just thought of a gazillion dollar worth idea! 8D

If I were a scientist (which I would one day be...one day),

I would somehow plant (?) chlorophylls onto each and every human species living!
*GASPS* whoa, what did you say?

Yeah you heard me right - err, read me right! Walking chlorophyDE people!

ISN'T THAT THE COOLEST SHIT EVER!? Admit itttttt, you think it's pretty cool yourself! yee vonne you genius.

But omg of course not until covering our entire body lah -________- if not we'll look like Homer.

......baager. the website don't let me put the picture here zz. just google green homer and you can see this green homer punching.

THEN WE WOULD ALL BE BLOODY GREEN. huhuhu. 8D

And no people, no.

We wouldn't look weird....if everybody else were green as well!

You see. You think you will look weird, that is because you are not used to it yet! Like now, we are naturally born err ______ *fill in yr colour wth* so of course it's weird if we're green right wth.

If we had chlorophyll hoho :

• We can make our own food! (also mengurang the chances of obese people ;______;)
• We can breathe out oxygen! Hence, NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING. maybe then we'll have to undergo ice age again....oh nose.
  
• We can suck up all the carbon dioxides!
• We can balance up the oxygen and carbon cycle because we (/our skin) breathes in CO2 during the day and releases O2 whereas we (/our skin -___-) breathes in O2 during night and release CO2! DAMMIT I'M A GENIUS. Hmm, sorry william looks like I took over your nerd-tron title EEHEHEH.
  

AND PEOPLE, PEOPLE, HEAR ME, HEAR ME.

GREEEEEEN is good for you EYES! :))))))

Damn. Am I smart or am I smart?!

My uncle always tell me, after you have done something good (in this case, thought) it is always healthy to praise yourself! and that is why you can always hear him brag about himself shhh.

Okay lah there are probably many many many reasons why that could possibly fail also lah but that's just what I thinkkkk! ;________________; let a girl dream.

Baager scientists who will read this are gonna think I'm a crazy dumbass. :) (oi shuttup. i heard that. say 'yeah' some more lah *PUNCH*)

And then I thinkthought to myself what a wonderful world (??), since Hulk is green...does that mean he has chlorophyll all over him? So why is he green then?! Talking to you yes you!,Stan Lee StandLy uhuhu wtf L FOR LOVE!

Hmmmm.

oh great yee vonne, not another stupid idea! LET'S HEAR IT

I have no idea why, but I just love anything and whatever to do with the impossibles.

I have always wondered,

*Warning : sensitive issue* *sorta*

If Jesus is the son of God, for some of us...then if that is so, can you imagine what about the other planets? Who are their God(s)? *vision of a giant pink blob with 1 eye, being nailed to a cross*

Where's the end of the Universe?

If we think aliens look weird, what will they think of us?

Since we are only using ___% of our brains and not fully 100%, what will happen in future if we finally do? Can we fly? Read minds?

Since bacterias and cells are living microorganisms in our body and can communicate with one another...... maybe the Earth is a cell itself? HAHA WTF.

Cause you knowww.. we are so tiny! and the universe keeps expanding and expanding! and sometimes, a star dies! so maybe it's like a cell just died in our body. and new stars are being constantly being born! and it's just like creating new cells. Dammit I feel so tiny now.

.....okay wth I sound like a total bimbo right now.. (BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T THINK OF IT THAT WAY ANYMORE >:@@@@)

Since humans evolves, will we have tiny feet in future due to our laziness therefore making us invent machines for our own comfort and have a ginormous head and fly around?

I have all kinds of crazy stupid imaginations! Questions in my head just keeps popping out of nowhere. *pop pop wth*

Okay whatever man, one day you all shall succumb to me when I become the next Albert Einstein, hohoho. *evil grin*

Okay fine lah no lah I don't want to be a scientist wth! I think I will create a disaster ending up me being bombed by/for my own 'creation' -______________-

I want to be a dentist! Orthodontist! whatever!
And guess what I'm gonna be naming my clinic. EHEHEHEHHE.

The Tooth Fairy ©

HAHAHAhahahahahhaHAHAHHahHAUHSJKDHAKSJDHAWIJDFHNALJKSDFNLASJKFDHAWKLJDFAS

Wei not funny also.

So if you happen to see such a clinic called The Tooth Fairy *giggles wtf*, DO COME VISIT! ;)

And if any of you babis steal my idea I'm gonna curse you with a voodoo doll *growing devil horns* and make you lose your business MUAHAHAHAHA*coughcough*...or maybe I'll just hire an assassin. yeap that should do.

Oh and one more thought before I end this post.

If dinosaurs didn't extinct , what would they look like now after millionsssss of years of evolution?

My bimbo version of it would look like something like this. hehHEHEh.

Flying.

Of a variety of colours, and yes, including pink.

Able to apply makeup on itself!

Eats colourful flies! Yes people! Those two flying stoopids are pink flies!

What a pretty dinosaur :) I shall name you,

Barneybey (?) the Rainbow Dinosaur.

Yeah SOOOORRRY! *rolls eyes* for boring you out. (Barbey, I choose you! *pokemon*)

Go talk cock with a stranger on http://omegle.com/ ! Thanks Ethan for introing it to our boring sad lives. We need entertainment ;______________;

I went to that website the other day, and I was talking to a 12 year old Korean girl.
We started off talking about Wondergirls (click!)and how she thought they are a childish (she's 12) band cause they're all young (they're 16+) and she thought BIGBANG is gay (sorry bigbang & wondergirls fans)

Then she told me she was doing this because she was doing some English assignment or some nonsense zz.

...and then she started cursing me with all those foul languages including F*ck and such wth SHE IS 12!!, and not only that but she also called me a horny perverted old man, because I told her I was a 50 year old man. :)

Update

I'm sooo bored right now. And what I do when I'm bored, blog.

Remember the flashmob thingymajiggy? Haha yeah.
Wellllll a hundred and nine random people (!!) showed up! We did our 'dance' at KLCC and Pavilion.

When we gathered at Asia Jaya LRT station to practice the 'dance', I saw this this this random white guy, like literally, who is actually chinese with my banner hanging on his neck.
I was pissed.

HAHAHA. Okay lah I was actually just over exaggerating cause you know I like to. Cause it was my hard pretty pretty workkkk!! :@ but yeah, whatever. I stole it back.

Video below is @ KLCC. We almost missed the 'FREEZE!' part, where we were just suppose to freeze like in the middle of nowhere showing off our banners.

Spot yourself!


I SEE ME I SEE ME.

Practicing.

I SEE ME I SEE ME.

Hahahaha lemauuu, Nigel so funny.

I love my banner.

Photo credits to Gregers Reimann

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P.S. OMG I JUST REALISED SOMETHING COOL! HAHA THE PICTURES ARE LIKE EXTENDED TO MY LINKS. *bimbo moment*

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I like mine with a kiss.
-Dean Martin.

Ah dang it, Kevjumba is too cute :(

from Asians aren't just cool enough?

Oh, and looking at a few of the comments on the video makes me aaaaannngrryy. The way some of them insult Asians.

I'm proud to be Asian. Are you?

but somehow my parents think that ang mohs are like superior and look up to them. Okay I understand that we don't usually see them in our daily lives but we don't have to go gaga over them. I'll just roll my eyes whenever my mom tells me something like "eh look at that angmoh girl, you should dress more like her lahh so pretty"

-_________________________-

Okay shall not talk about it any further to avoid a hideous fight.

Been watching his videos (again and again :DDDD) all day long and I just can't help laughing at them! He's so freaking adorable :D

I can do this all day. Watching his facial expressions.

....but wthell sometimes he reminds me of my brother fml ;_____________;

Eugene Chai

vs.

Kevin Wu

aahhh. :)

*picturesarestolenfromhiswebsite clickhere*

THEY LOOK ALIKE RIGHT! RIGHT! RIGHT!!

and you know what, just now when I was watching one (of his many) videos, my dad passed by and even asked me "is that Eugene?"
o____________o

My favourite videos of kevjumba are the"Ask Kevjumba" ones. Haha they are fuuuunny. *click me*

Sighhhhh, I prefer all his older videos though! All the ones he made now aren't as funny as the ones before he went to college :(

Why is it that people become less funny and become more boring? WHY WHY WHY T.T
*thinking of self*

He still rocks though.
I prefer him to Nigahiga for now.

Anyway I have a question.
Who do you think looks better huh, huh. *doink*
Brother of mine. or kev. (ehheh kev)

no really. who? :)

if you tell me my brother, I'll let him know just to flatter him a bit. haha.


<3

maybe they look alike cause of their eyebrows and ears (??)?

but whatever it is!, my brother has a flat nose SHHHHH :D *sorrykorsorrysorry*

So after watching one of Kennysia's Project Alpha videos, his 'friend' Ericka asked something which made me question about it too!

Why do people call him, Kennysia?

I mean like with the word 'sia' in it, if his name is really just Kenny? Why can't you people just call Kenny, erm I dunno Kenny? huh? HUH? WHY!? >:@ *pms* I mean, people don't call you EH YOU, HOW BOO BAM! (what kind of name...? o.o) or or or HELLO MEGAN DENISE FOX! I see you have gotten plumper lips ey, MEGAN DENISE FOX!

Same thing goes to Kevjumba. (notice how I used the colour pink hoho) Why Kevjumba, when his name is Kevin?

I guess it's because it'll just be kinda weird if you call him Kevin.(full stop) and Kennysia, (-___-) Kenny. So you if you say "hey look it's Kevin!" he would probably think "do i know you?" but if you say "hey look it's kevjumba!" he would probably think "oh this freak watches my videos. ciao."

Anyway it sounds cooler that way. There are way too many Kevins and Kennys in the world already. Like Bob.

but I bet there's only one Yee Vonne 8D uhuhu.
maybe I'll even go VonneMumba (or VonneMumble ;____;) HAHAHAHAHA or or or ...zzz i don wan tell yoo edi, too lame.

Have I ever told you how I imagine guys starting with the alphabet B, weird and round? o.o

Like Bob. Or Bobby.

I imagine him as a short balding middle aged man dressed in a striped collared shirt which is meant for an eight year old kid paired with a 3 quarter beige pants smiling creepily at me.
I have no idea why.

And then there's Billy.

I imagine him as a country dude wearing a straw hat with suspenders chewing hay. Maybe it's cause of the term, hillbilly.

and there's also Bill, Bobby, Ben,

(if your name happens to be billy bill bobby ben bruno or begins with the letter B, I'm sorry!)

but not all thoughhh, just those few.

I'm gonna continue watching his videos right now okay and I'm gonna imagine him talking to me like right now so don't disturb our quality time together! :)) >:{{

OKTHXBAI.
*peace*

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